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moldy crouton

Amazing gang of children who make award winning films.
Did you watch Moldy Crouton's Annual 24-Hour Fun Fest?
by MADDOGERNIE August 24, 2011
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crouton the berton

me: are you a crouton? i think you are a crouton

crouton: yes

me: JEEeeSHHHHH

basically crouton is a crouton and is DRIED BREAD yuh so poggies~!
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII cRouTONNnNNnnnN (crouton the berton)
by rawruwugirlhehepoggies May 1, 2022
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SOCK CROUTON

WHEN YOU MASTURBATE IN A PAIR OF YOUR FRIENDS CLEAN SOCKS, THEN PUT THEM BACK IN THEIR DRAWER
FUCK JOHNNY HE'S AN ASS I GAVE HIM A SOCK CROUTON.
by CHUBBY BUNNY February 5, 2010
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Crouton o' Christ

The wafer or cracker used in the Christian communion.
We had Crouton o' Christ and grape juice today in church
by Teemer November 15, 2004
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Crouton

N: the seeds from a Cannibus plant
by Geoffrey May 13, 2005
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Crouton

A derogatory term for a white person, usually of French descent.
- "What is up, my fellow crouton!?"
- "All is good in the neighborhood, Mr. Rogers!"
by The photon wrangler February 26, 2023
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Pants Crouton

When you don't wipe very well and a little bit of poop gets left in there and it gets all dry and crusty.
Aww man, I've got the biggest pants crouton right now.
by suttenplant October 11, 2015
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