Crit Stånd

Crit Stånd critt - staund - When you achieve a sufficiently large enough and/or consecutive amounts of Critical Strikes that you experience an extreme penile erection. Prolonged or repetitive Crit Stånd may cause overwhelming pain and/or stiffness in the crotch area.

Crit Stånd is the opposite to Crit Slak critt - slaahk

(Example from online MOBA PC-game League of Legends)
- He will kill me with only one more auto-attack unless I get a critical strike now!
*Achieves a critical strike and wins*
-I can feel my pants bulging. I think I just achieved Crit Stånd!

by Urbanbrenn December 27, 2016

Crit

The act of ejaculating with such force and velocity that a hole is made in your pants

"I crit myself when a big booty goth latina femboy walked in"

by daquavious gooch March 8, 2024

Crit

It means u are fucking shit, prick, cunt and trash. It also means u are ass in rb and always get carried by a pro like wufdemb.

Shit im critting now help me demb

by unitedisassbtwimnotdemb October 13, 2019

Crit Shaker

The Crit shaker, Give me the Crit shaker, Shake your ass
Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it
Shake it. Yeah, that’s some Crit ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work
You got that booty dude. God damn. Look good bro?

Give me the Crit Shaker

by Bardledoo February 15, 2023

need more crit

When Mike Morales needs more critical damage to rekt the enemy opposition.

Me: Hey mike did you hear about the new patch update?

Mike: I need more crit!!!

by sXekazerider May 13, 2016

ripped a crit

when, during a session of dungeons and dragons with your friends, a critical hit is rolled. Best used to describe when said critical hits are instrumental and pivotal to the combat taking place, or when several critical hits are rolled.

Morrowind, not only managed to stay up the whole fight, unlike a certain wizard, but also ripped a crit.

by 00dmb5 March 22, 2023

THAT CRIT MATTERED

When something bad happened.

Woah! Oh no! Oh no! NOOOOOO THAT CRIT MATTERED!

by VolemTheGolem July 4, 2018