crit

When you cry and shit yourself at the same time.
He was so upset that all he could do was crit.

I realize you're really upset. Oh no, are you going to crit?
by glount September 15, 2023
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Crit

It means u are fucking shit, prick, cunt and trash. It also means u are ass in rb and always get carried by a pro like wufdemb.
Shit im critting now help me demb
by unitedisassbtwimnotdemb October 13, 2019
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Crit

A mix of "Cringe" and "Hot".
"Bro, have you seen all those E-boys on TikTok? Kinda CRIT, not gonna lie"
by Flintl0ck October 08, 2021
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Crits

Crits are sorta like
Yo have you seen my crits?
by Rrrrokdjs June 27, 2021
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Crit-tards

Retards who use Critical leaders in Raid and messes up for everyone trying to get the Rare drops from the Crit-resistant body parts.
They include, but are not limited to, the following units:
Avant, Korzan, Griff, Zedus etc
And so another Crit-tard joins the party in Raid and makes everyone's life miserable.

I wish those Crit-tards would learn to play the game properly and not destroy everyone else's contribution.
by DPShiro February 14, 2016
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THAT CRIT MATTERED

Woah! Oh no! Oh no! NOOOOOO THAT CRIT MATTERED!
by VolemTheGolem July 04, 2018
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Cosmetic Crit

In a video game, a critical hit that occurs when a normal hit would have killed the enemy. Typically annoying in that the crit would have been desired when the enemy was at full health.
An example of a cosmetic crit in Fire Emblem: Three Houses

*Felix goes to fight some enemy*
*He has a 40% chance of landing a crit on the enemy*
*first hit: 34 damage, enemy is almost dead*

Player: Dang, no crits.

*enemy punches Felix back, Felix takes 10 damage*

Player: Would have avoided it if he’d gotten the crit, but oh well.

Felix, going for the killing blow: I’LL CUT YOU DOWN!

Player: Seriously, Felix? You couldn’t have gotten that earlier?
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling July 21, 2022
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