chimp slap

Chimp slap is the worst form of slapping. Where as most slaps hurt your cred as a person not property, the chimp slap is the truly physical slap. Usually accompanied by broken noses, dislocated/wired jaws, black eyes, and worst case scenarios blindness or facelifts. Also known as a “Yeti Slap” due to in know way can a sasquatch lightly pimp slap your face.

"Damn that bish just got Chimp Slaped!"

by Kc_canine February 24, 2009

Cimp

Coming In My Pants.

I'm cimping over my steak dinner

by Meynellfriends December 16, 2012

Clubbing the chimp

Another term for male masturbation.

I came home early and caught Phil clubbing the chimp while watching a porno.

by Jack Goff September 23, 2006

Diva Chimp

1. A person whose long-reinforced sense of entitlement overwhelms and disables their ability to understand and/or adhere to reasonable social norms

2. A person who kills the fun.

Alternate definition and origin:
A chimpanzee raised in wealth and comfort and trained in the entertainment industry who is now retired and is unable to adapt to a chimpanzee's natural habitat in favor of a pampered human-like existence.

Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: I can make you an omelet.
Person 1: You must assure me that they are farm fresh, locally raised cage-free organic eggs, and be sure to separate the whites from the yolk.
Person 2: Stop being such a diva chimp.

by dcp2010 June 6, 2010

chimp out

When an individual or a group of individuals of African descent throw(s) a tantrum.

"Did you see those clowns chimp out after George Floyd sodomized himself to death with all that fentanyl?"

by KiggerNike June 14, 2023

We Chimp Pimpin

This saying is said when you are really bored in 6th hour and want to do some stupid shit. This also states that you are retarded.

Me: Are We Chimp Pimpin?
Friend: Yeah we're chimp pimpin!

by Your mom is gay, fr March 5, 2020

Random chimp event

the event in which apes rise up against humanity

are you prepared for the random chimp event

by The-youtube-master September 5, 2020