Michael Crawford

Very ugly and has autism, and also has no sweetness to people and also very unkind to people.

Michael Crawford is the worst person anyone has ever met, so I don't wanna invite that thing anywhere.

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hot crawford

When you accidentally shit yourself at work and need to go home early.

"Dude, did the Amish just spread manure, or was that a hot crawford?"

by Real e&I guy October 22, 2020

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When you put cocaine in a strippers butt hole and have her fart in your face, then you sniff it out of the air… You may get pink eye #dubup.net

I went to the syrup club lastnight and ordered a “White House Crawford”… Now I have pink eye.

by DonChicharron October 09, 2023

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Crawford’s 1st law: A man should never date a woman who wears larger panties than he does.

Dan, you can’t date that girl because her panties are XL, yours are only M. That is Crawford’s 1st law.

by Dan 4250 March 27, 2019

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Friend: have you seen Connor Leonard Crawford dick it’s so big.
Friend 2: yeah dude I gave him head and I kept gagging.

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by 6942098 March 27, 2023

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i love destinee lee crawford

by b-rad17 June 04, 2009

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