chocolate covered donut

the act of performing anal sex, then inserting your cock into your partners mouth while they preceed to smile like a donut...leaving a chocolate ring around their mouth.

In leiux of harsh punishment for the mistakes she made, I glazed her with a chocolate covered donut.

by Pimp Hand July 16, 2006

cheese monkey covered in jam dance

a dance that involves jumping around like a monkey and rubbing yourself around to signify the jam.

jig jig rub rub

by paul of death November 23, 2003

covered wagon

While in a car, you rip ass and lock all windows so all passengers have to smell your fart and then you say,"covered wagon!"

Scrappy farted in his car and locked the windows so his girlfriend had to smell it and then he said,"covered wagon!"

by v-nizzle October 16, 2006

Chocolate Covered Strawberries

The act of dipping one’s testicles into shit and having another suck them clean.

That girl allowed me to do Chocolate Covered Strawberries with her, can still see the shit in her teeth.

by Chad Waxley March 30, 2021

Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce

Phrase used to describe unbelievable moments of shock, frustration, anger, or confusion. Particularly used by Kyla during college bowl games to describe upsets!

When Alabama lost every hope of winning the sugar bowl Kyla yelled "Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce".

by skinner January 3, 2014

covered wagon

A practice in prison when prisoners arrange the three-high bunk beds in a rough square and drape them with blankets to block off the view of the guards. It is in the middle of this that a gang rape can continue for an astonishing amount of time. Guys beaten and dragged into the covered wagon are set upon by dozens of men. They have all their teeth knocked out, they are forced to perform fellatio for hours and hours while being savagely anal raped until their assholes literally gush blood.

An overcrowded room like this quickly becomes host to what is known as the covered wagon. Avoid them at all costs.

by Stanley Klein May 20, 2008

Covered Wagon

A type of wedgie. Wrestle your buddy to the ground face down and grab his underwear and give a swift tug to obtain satisfying wedgie. Once you have achieved this you must figure out how to keep him pinned to the floor while grabbing his feet and bending the legs back to where you can easily slip the exposed portion of his underwear over his shoes. This will create the "covered wagon" effect. His feet will be stuck in the brim of his underwear and the more he struggles the deeper the wedgie proceeds. Then stand back and enjoy the squirming for release/relief.

2 people may assist in giving someone a covered wagon.

"did you see that covered wagon Johnny got last night? that looked like it hurt!"

by palmonnistykinchbebowes November 22, 2011