The thick, nasty, lumpy, cum you gurgle out your dick the day after a bout of heavy drinking. Presumably caused by dehydration.
I had a major hangover and when i beat off I spewed out some serious cottage cheese cum. I got some on my hand and licked it off. It tasted like spoiled buttermilk.
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Her cottage industry is that she creates videos and begs for money in every video saying "Please donate any amount you can to keep these videos ad free, links down in description bar".
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Some chick bitch whose hamstrings and ass look like some no-name cottage cheese.
Can usually be associated with muffin top
When you see these girls (they tend to wear mini-skirts)
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no one wants to think of dairy when they are tapping that "block" from behind...
Can usually be associated with muffin top
When you see these girls (they tend to wear mini-skirts)
Yell "COTTAGE CHEESE" and run away.
no one wants to think of dairy when they are tapping that "block" from behind...
Jenny: Baby you gonna come home with me and get naughty
Conner: Girl, yous a got some COTTAGE CHEESE all over your pa-dunk-a-dunk. PEACE!
Conner: Girl, yous a got some COTTAGE CHEESE all over your pa-dunk-a-dunk. PEACE!
by Bobsey2 February 4, 2010
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