Cosimo 

Thing to shut when you put a finger in the ass of a friend, in honour of Cosimo, italian king who really loves a finger in the ass.
You can also be "Cosimato"

COSIMOOO! *Put finger in the ass as you go up the stairs*

Cosimo by Lucertola February 21, 2025

alisa cosima 

She is one of the smartest girls I've ever seen. Alisa Cosima is a very delf-determined person who fights for her opinion and her dreams. Sometimes she doubts her self but a positive side is her ability to laugh about herself. Her laughter gives everybody a smile. So if you are a friend of Alisa Cosima or even her boyfriend you can be very happy and eenjoy every single minute you're with her.

Oh Alisa Cosima, you are incredible!

alisa cosima by ellsa May 17, 2017

Tea Cosied

Female victory humilation:

The celebratory act performed on a unconscience victim by squatting repeatable until the vagina touches the face. Female equivalent to teabagging.

"You have been tea cosied bitch!"

Tea Cosied by obvk July 13, 2020

Dirty Cosimo 

When you giving a chick backshots while playing Counter-Strike and eating goldfish off her ass.

Guy 1: “Yo dude remember that girl I was with last night? Well I pulled a Dirty Cosimo on her”

Guy: “No way that’s sick! Yo add me on steam so we can play.”

Dirty Cosimo by CringeKing... December 10, 2023

Dame Tu Cosita And Hector 

Dame Tu Cosita is the reason why Hector’s definition is called a bully when he’s not a bully. Dame Tu Cosita is the dangerous alien on this planet

Bro,Dame Tu Cosita And Hector is a problem!

Dame Tu Cosita And Hector by HectyTheGreenyBoi July 14, 2018

dame tu cosita 

dancing ailien that triggers the spanish teacher

joey : hey have you seen the dancing ailen singin dame tu cosita

greg : no show me matey

joey *plays dame tu cosita*

spanish teacher : wtf joey detention man

joey : i was just showing him this ailien

spanish teacher *hits joey*

dame tu cosita by MrSceri October 4, 2018

Law of Cosines 

the worst shit you could ever witness in solving oblique triangles; more painful than Law of Sine.

“Dude, are why the fuck do we even have LAW OF COSINES”

“idk bro but it's lowkey fun, here r the formulas”

Formulas FOR SIDES:
a² = b²+c²-2bc cosA
b²= a²+c²-2ac cos B
c²= a²+b²-2ab cos C

Formulas FOR SIDES: (always use cos-¹ to solve for angles)

cosA : b²+c²-a² / 2bc
cosB: a²+c²-b²/ 2ac
cosC: a² + b² / 2ab

Law of Cosines by kumicakes September 23, 2025