CRAFTY CRANBERRY

Crafty Cranberry is a cocktail that was invented on the Mayercraft Carrier 2. This light, refreshing cocktail will make your tastebuds jump to life!

Served in a highball glass over ice:
2 oz. HYPNOTIC
2-4 oz. Crown Royal
Top with cranberry juice and a lime wedge.

"I don't feel like having a strong drink right now. Does anyone have a cocktail recipe that is light, and refreshing?"

While enjoying the evening with friends or loved ones, mix a few Crafty Cranberry cocktails. They will be the hit of any party!

by mayercrafter July 26, 2009

Cranberry Oceanspray

When a guy eats out a bloody vagina and then spits the blood back out through his two front teeth into the girls mouth. Like a fountain!

Putz loves the feeling of blood rushing through his teeth as he squirts it into his lover's mouth.

by Bushman May 13, 2004

The Cranberry

On a short trip, usually for smokes or pop tarts to the local convenience store, you let out a very thick fart. This fart will not be smelled until you get back in the car after making your purchase. Hence, it has "lingered" in the car, waiting for you.

You can also do this to someone who is going to use your car after you have just driven it and left some brown smog.

Dude, I cranberried myself this morning. I puked all the way home from speedway. Last time I accidentally pull The Cranberry on myself.

Whoa man, did you have to let it linger? I asked to use your car, not get cranberried.

by goballsdeep1983 April 1, 2010

Cranberry Almond Crunch

When you give someone a bowl of rocks and milk and trick them into eating it, so they mouth get all bloody, and they teeth fall out like cranberry almonds.

I have to wear dentures now because Denise served me a cranberry almond crunch.

by Storm Thurmond July 7, 2010

trippin' cranberry

To be stumbling through or over the pussy

Man, I'm trippin' cranberry over here.

by Robotomatic April 12, 2008

Cranberry Juice

Alcohol that has been taken from a party by an individual for drinking later on. It is stored in some sort of innocent looking container for safe transport and storage, such as a juice bottle (hence cranberry juice). Usually liquor, it could also be a can or bottle of beer which isn't stored in a different container. The act of taking cranberry juice is often performed by younger drinkers that do not have an alcohol hookup.

Amanda: "Hey do you have any booze?"

Dave: "Ehh not much. Just a little cranberry juice from last weekend."

by hambone209 October 2, 2010

cranberry surprise

N. - Any unexpected blood (usually from a menstrual cycle, but sometimes resulting from sores, ruptured lesions, etc.) that covers, but is not limited to, the phallus of an unsuspecting recipient.

After they both climaxed like never before, he/she was dismayed to find that she/he had left him/her with a cranberry surprise.

by Socrates the 410th January 24, 2010