by milmar August 8, 2003
Get the chicken corn cob gravymug. Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.
by TV CAR April 10, 2010
Get the You got corn cobs in your earsmug. He realizes he might’ve pushed a little too far into the stinky orifice, when he sees what’s on his dick. He shouts, grossly, “Oh my god!!! I got some corn on my cob!”
by MyNameIsJeff1997 January 10, 2018
Get the Corn on my cobmug. by fartbubbles 13 August 17, 2021
Get the corn on the cobmug. Oral sex in which a woman takes the penis and nibbles along the shaft lengthwise, similar to eating a juicy piece of corn on the cob at a summer picnic.
Me- I was out with this girl and she tried to corncob me, but I had to push her off!
Friend- Why? I thought you loved corn-cobbing?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!
Friend- Why? I thought you loved corn-cobbing?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!
by BigDaddyC6969 November 30, 2020
Get the Corn-cobbingmug.
Get the Corn Cob Dikemug. When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.
by Lothar January 13, 2018
Get the Texas Corn Cobmug.