kite cooch

a chick is so loose that her cooch catches the wind.

danielle james has a kite cooch

by gary laslo October 13, 2003

Cooch Contusion

Painful bruising that results from a Smash Bang fusion.

I hope your muscles warmed up, you caaan’t be lazy (Get loose)
This is what I like to call Smash Bang fusion
Gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a "Cooch Contusion"

by Oreosbestfriend March 20, 2011

Cooch Alert

The moment when a woman's skirt rides up her thighs and her backup, aptly named the Cooch Alert, has to keep her skirt down.

Yo, where were you when my skirt was up?! I thought you were on COOCH ALERT!

by skanhai February 24, 2011

Throw this cooch

A woman’s decision who to have intercourse with.

“They act like I’m not in full control of where I throw this cooch!” Kendal Jenner, April 29/2020

by Kate__dan April 29, 2020

Hooch Cooch

When a woman has so many children that her vagina begins to resemble a dog's jowls, not unlike Hooch from the Tom Hanks film "Turner & Hooch".

The Duggars have 19 children?! Man, the wife must have one hell of a Hooch Cooch.

by theuglystud August 3, 2010

Cooch Goop

One finding vaginal secretion under their nails when biting them after engaging in foreplay, either moments after or the morning after. Particularly common amongst chronic nail biters who don't wash their hands.

Johnny acquired a funny taste under his finger nails when biting them. He later came to realize it was cooch goop from the chick's coochie he had his fingers all up in the night before.

by juvas juice September 9, 2010

cooch goblin

A cooch goblin is a man or woman who will only eat the pussy. There soul goal in life is to eat the pussy.

Kenzie eats so much pussy they call her a cooch goblin

by MamaBear420 July 6, 2016