Consumery

When something is designed for consumers. Frequently full of gimmicks and is cheaply made.

My new Dell laptop is very Consumery! It's shiny, poorly built, and full of useless crappy software.

by GoatHerderEd February 6, 2010

consumed love

To destroy oneself and become the worst version of who you really are.

Unhealthy type love. It does not last.

- To be with someone that wants to change you aka consumed love.
-To be with someone that controls you aka consumed love.
-To be with someone that takes away your free will aka consumed love.
-To be with someone that mistreats you aka consumed love.
-To be with someone uncaring aka consumed love.
-To be with someone that abuses you aka consumed love.

Etc.

by Bonnie. September 18, 2013

Tertiary Consumers

Synonym for "Top of the food chain," Used only by nerdy people who insist on abusing esoteric language.

1st Abuser of Esoteric Language: Yeah, we're going to be senoirs at our highschool/college.

2nd Abuser: We will thus become tertiary consumers.

1st Abuser: LOLOL

by morcatfrey September 4, 2010

consumerism

a made up propaganda word, that was invented by socialists.

It doesn't matter what it means.

bob: "did you see the hippies over there ranting about 'consumerism'?"
jake: "yeah, last week they were ranting on about some revolutionary crap"

by socialistcrusher October 16, 2008

consumerism

a made up propaganda word, that was invented by socialists.

It doesn't matter what it means.

bob: "did you see the hippies over there ranting about 'consumerism'?"
jake: "yeah, last week they were ranting on about some revolutionary crap"

by socialistcrusher October 16, 2008

Consumed with Imports

crappy magazine that claims to be an arbiter of reliability but as a clear America hating agenda. Falsely known as consumer reports. Won't recommend awesome GM products even when they are better than import crap.

"Consumed with Imports would still recommend Lexus even if they were found blowing up on ignition. Screw those terrorist turds, I am buying a Caddy!"

by Sharpe J. October 14, 2004

The rot consumes

A way of saying nevermind.

''Bro my dog got hit by a tractor!''
''Well, the rot consumes.''

by Crack the toaster April 1, 2023