cunt container

A shitty bar or club that contains all the cunts so they are not in the bars and clubs you want to attend.
That Weatherspoons is a good cunt container though, keeps all the rotters from being in here (elsewhere).
by colouryum September 03, 2015
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old container

Old Container means someone ,or some thing is smelly , it can also mean someone or something is bad or shitty.
My cat is such an Old Container he constantly poops on my bed.
by Bear Keen July 05, 2021
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420 container

420 parks and budd on internet and youtube
Stash container for anything!!!
" 420 container" for Rings at the beach or tobacco
{420} {container} {parks} {budd} {bud} {Kush}
by Kush Hippie December 21, 2011
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pants containment theory

The theory that if you own a pair of pants, everything inside it is yours. If someone wears your pair of pants, all the things inside the pants at that time, including their butt, belong to the pants owner.
According to pants containment theory, you're borrowing my pants therefore that's my butt.
by foootballislife November 24, 2021
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sharps container

a greedy vagina that has had more than one penis inside of it
"That girl vagina was like a sharps container. I'm never going back in that one."
by Vita Smart July 18, 2022
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big container

This CLASSIC party game is exactly what it sounds like. Someone fills up the biggest container to be found with some form of alcohol. The first player chugs from it until satisfied, and then pronounces, "WOW, that was a big container!" Generally, people accentuate the word "big" so that people understand that it is a big container. The player then passes the container to the next person and play continues until the container is empty. Only then does everyone say in unison, "WOW, that was a big container!"
Dude, let's bust out the big container tonight.

I've been waiting all week for some big container.
by speedyG22 April 09, 2016
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Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)

1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.

2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.
by ggirlcolo May 02, 2023
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