Constantine Maroulis

Ugly greek theatre nerd masquerading as a "rocker dude" on American Idol. Wears too-small leather jackets, strategically ripped jeans and an onyx ring. Has zero singing talent but his staring and "eyefucking" the camera makes you forget that.

Don't vote for Constantine Maroulis. He has neck fat, a butt chin, and he doesn't wash his hair

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

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Constantinople

The name for a city which existed 600 years ago, and after being captured by the Ottoman Turks, is now called Istanbul. Despite the Greek beliefs that Istanbul is rightfully theirs, this is not true as the Ottomans rightfully won it, with no cheating etc. It is now by right belonging to Turkey. Greeks should stop dreaming that Russia will capture it back for them.

"Istanbul, not Constantinople" the lyrics of a song by The Four Lads, later covered by They Might be Giants

by Melissa2610 May 13, 2011

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Constantina

1. A type of white wood, often used in shipping containers.

2. A rare brand of expensive mobile phone, white silver red or fluro green, with touch screen and 400 types of games, an inbox space of over 6000 messages, a 21 megapixel camera and high tech speaker and recorder, as well as other fancy features. Price estimated at around $40,000.

1. "Hey the Constantina wood's worked out pretty well, hasn't it?"
"Yeah, really set a nice touch to it."

2. "Jesus, I wish I had a Constantina, they're brilliant those things."

"I bought a Constantina and now I'm broke!"

by L :) August 7, 2008

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