communist

Someone who failed economics.

Communist: What! Money doesn't grow on trees?!

by capitalman455454412 May 21, 2011

communist

Someone whose mother never taught him that money doesn't grow on trees.

Communism only works for ants, bees and mole rats. Introduce any individuality into the economic system and it breaks down to form anarchy or totalitarianism. No communist system has ever worked in practice.

by George McBob May 25, 2009

Communist Party

A party where there's no coca cola

Hey where's the coke Jerry? oh blyat we in Soviet Russia there is no coke screw this communist party

by Mqr1o May 28, 2018

communititties

Breasts that are easily accessible to anyone who desires them. Also referring to owners of said breasts who dole out their lady lumps indiscriminately and with frequency.

Man, check out communititties over there shaking it like she's working the day shift at a gentleman's club. I swear her boobs see more grabbin' and passin' than the Olympic torch.

by keystone15 March 30, 2011

communist shuffle

two Russians beating each other off while watching a bear ejaculate

i caught my neighbor doing the communist shuffle

by hillary sponge August 27, 2017

CommunistLoli

An insanely nice person who's willing to chill and relax. Gets anxious at times over small stuff. Is vertically challenged and has a talent for torturing people to the point where they question their existence. This person's existence is questionable to the thinnest line. Has a knack for animal crossing and plays it 24/7 and uses ddlc main theme to torture people. If a society was filled with people like CommunistLoli, it would be a torturous ride for many.

That person is being a CommunistLoli, look at his face.... filled with such terror and agony.....

by LuckyZephiq May 10, 2020

Communist Ham Sandwich

When two Russian women born before 1991 simultaneously give a titjob to a man from the Iberian peninsula, therefore sandwiching his penis with their breasts.

Juan: "Yo Sebastian, I just had a Communist Ham Sandwich with Anna and Irina! It was the best shit ever!"
Sebastian: "Damn dude, their tits must've been so good!"

by Exz0tik June 4, 2020