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Shit Comet

An unconscious human who has shat him or herself during free fall at terminal velocity.
Joey thought it would be funny to take Benadryl and laxatives at the same time just before sky diving. Little did he know, this would affect his ability to pull his chute, therefore causing him to become a Shit Comet.
by Space-like-Kevin November 10, 2017
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comet box

A box full of dildos that are excessively large.
by suhhbreh August 20, 2017
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Vomit Comet

A person who vomits and flees the area
After finding several gallons of throw-up in the gym, an investigation was launched deeming Janet as the vomit comet.
by JohnnyHally321 February 6, 2023
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comet/ava

the best person ever. faggot tranny <3 autistic smoke weed everyday xD!!! i love you and i forever will. you're the best thing that's ever happened to me
"comet/ava is the best person i've ever met."
by ballsballsballsballsballs123 February 3, 2022
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Vomit Comet

When a female tickle her throat with you penis during a BJ and she vomits. Ugh.
Her BJ was fire. Until the bitch gave me the vomit comet.
by Soupy Sinatra May 13, 2015
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Pink Comet

A projectile of period blood that exits a female's vagina when she queefs during a one week per month period
Margret! You got a pink comet on my almond jar!
by PinkComet69 August 1, 2008
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Vomit Comet

A splurge of airborne vomit that has not reached the ground.
Dude! I just saw a vomit comet come right off of the Wild Thing!
by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss November 18, 2010
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