To be fucked over by comcast customer support including but not limited to customer service, comcast technicians, or the comcast equipment they provide. This also could include technicians not showing up to the job and lying about leaving messages.
I got comcasted today when I left work early to wait for Comcast to come and repair my internet only to not have anyone show up for the appointment.
by mrobz September 9, 2016
Get the Comcastedmug. When an ISP is being shitty, spotty, or fucks you over without lubing or putting on a condom first, then you get ISP-STDs, AKA the Comcasts. It's similar to the aftermath of an interracial three way in the back of some fat gay dude's RV.
My life is Comcastic :( - Why? - I keep getting fucked by my internet service provider.
My ISP promised it to be (this fast! super fast!) but I'm only getting about 10% of it. My internet is Comcastic! :(
My ISP promised it to be (this fast! super fast!) but I'm only getting about 10% of it. My internet is Comcastic! :(
by rreighe2 July 8, 2016
Get the Comcasticmug. The companies software is so poorly written it consistently crashes my computer at the most inconvenient times. It’s Comcastic!
by TNDil444 July 15, 2024
Get the Comcasticmug. annoying but nice Comcast guy that comes to your house to fix your tv. making you feel uncomfortable and akward because he's invading your privacy, and dressed like he thinks he's Justin Timberlake in his olden days. (chav attire)
walks out the door saying "have a good one sir"
walks out the door saying "have a good one sir"
me- "is sir annoying leaving?"
dad- "what do you mean?"
me- "the comcast guy is kind of making me feel akward. is he leaving?"
dad- "no, he's gonna try to fix the tv"
me- "oh, that's annoying..."
*walks away, thinks to self, what a comcast chav*
dad- "what do you mean?"
me- "the comcast guy is kind of making me feel akward. is he leaving?"
dad- "no, he's gonna try to fix the tv"
me- "oh, that's annoying..."
*walks away, thinks to self, what a comcast chav*
by Angie12banjo December 4, 2010
Get the comcast chavmug. Comcast, better known as Com-cunt, is an evil son of a fucking bitch that nobody cares but the company.
An evil son of a bitch takes over the whole fucking universe.
...A.k.a The Shit.
An evil son of a bitch takes over the whole fucking universe.
...A.k.a The Shit.
by RealSparky0320 February 23, 2019
Get the Comcastmug. (V) The act of changing a neighbor's TV programs with you're Comcast remote. Generally done from outside a family room window so as to see the neighbors' reaction. This works because all Comcast remotes work with all Comcast cable boxes.
Paul:Hey, wanna go ding-dong ditching?
Jimmy: I'd rather go Comcasting.
Barb: Why did the TV channel just change?
Marge:It's those darn kids, they're always Comcasting.
Jimmy: I'd rather go Comcasting.
Barb: Why did the TV channel just change?
Marge:It's those darn kids, they're always Comcasting.
by JumpinGinger February 24, 2011
Get the Comcastingmug. Is an employee who has worked at Comcast for their entire professional career and believes Comcast is better than sliced bread in everything they do! The Kool Aid is drank on a daily basis!
Mike is a Comcaster, only take in about 50% of what he says as he drinks daily from the corporate Kool Aid!
by broberts22 December 17, 2019
Get the Comcastermug.