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Colon Slurp

it's where you lose something in your ass, and someone else slurps it out
My friend lost their headphones in their ass, so I had to colon slurp them to get them out.
by CafeDonut November 7, 2019
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Cotton socks

A polite way of calling someone a fucking idiot.
by Epicfail420 November 10, 2020
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Cotton Swab

by urlocalmexicanmom December 14, 2021
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colon sister

When you and a friend are pooping at the same time, but don’t know it.
Ali: I just pooped
Player2: Me too!

Ali: No way! Colon sisters!
by yungshauzzie67 September 19, 2025
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Cotton candy skies

Cotton candy skies is a song about a hole trying to obtain something that she can’t seem to get so when someone refuses to someone or something as cotton candy skies it could mean they can’t obtain it
by Water logged rice March 28, 2021
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Cotton Pickin' Second

The equivalent of picking a single boll of cotton, the average time being; 3.4 seconds. This definition dates back to the 1800's when if someone was to be rushed or hurried they would respond with "gimmie one cotton pickin' second!"
GuyFace: Hey! you done with that there thingur?
GirlFace: Gimmie one cotton pickin' second! 3.4 seconds to be exact!
by TheInfamousKiDd September 27, 2014
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Colon High School

A small school located in Colon, Michigan riding on the coattails of a single football state championship in 8-player after going 2-7 2 years before in 11-player. The school is also known for the amount "country boys/girls" with their dads old Cateye and/or the jeep "they saved a summer worth of pay to buy" that was 15k. But you also have the real country boys/girls who roll up in a rusty Xj with cut fenders. The graduating classes are around 50 students give or take depending on how many assignments are actually graded.

Forgive any grammar or spelling mistakes I attended Colon High School
I gradimatated from Colon High School.
by SwervingIrvin December 13, 2021
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