A person in the color gaurd who over exaggerates being in color gaurd and can't stand to talk about anything but color gaurd. They will often have a profile picture of them in their uniform and won't stop talking about the difficulties of color gaurd when really it's just a place for girls who weren't talented enough to be on the cheer or poms team.
Madison: "Hey do you know Julie?"
Peter: "yeah she's a total color tard and won't shut up about it."
Phrase used to describe the color of an object, usually a brown or black, that cannot be make out in poorly lit situations, and seems invisible. Only when lights are turned on can the true color and existence of the object be confirmed.
Man, I couldn't see the blanket in the closet because it was the color of darkness!