Michael Cole

Michael Cole is an annoying WWE commentator who sounds like he is reading a script.

Notable Moments
Being absolutely destroyed by Steve Austin
Being DDT'd by Cody Rhodes
Being puked on by Booker T
Being Heidenraped by Heidenreich

Notable Quotes
Vintage Undertaker!!!
The Big Show has frying pan hands!!!
Controlled Frenzy!!!
WWE.com Daily Diva!!!
Oh my!!!
The Numbers Game!!!
Not this way damnit!!!
I've never seen Batista on the top rope!!!
Nobody has ever man-handled The Undertaker like this!!!
This is Edges penance!!!
Look at the piranha, slithering away!!!
The viper is preparing ro attack!!!
Here... comes... THE ANIMAL!!!

Most fans would agree he is a terrible commentator, and would freely listen to Mike Adamle over him.

Edge - "Nobody Cares About Michael Cole!!!"

by SteRDLK May 31, 2009

Dan Cole

Dan Cole "The Common Man" is the most awesome radio show in the Minneapolis/St. Paul/Greater Minnesota area. He hosts "The Common Man Show" on the Fan, a Sports/Talk station in Twin Cities market which which is simulcasted across the upper midwest. His show consists of Tomfoolery ans Skullduggery. One of the first to coin the term Rube, his sense of humor is that which some people don't understand. He'll pretend to be dumb and not know what he's talking about, when he actually does know what he's talking about, just to throw some people who don't get the humor off. He has a following callied the commonwealth who help contribute humor to his show. His show is also called "Nothing at Noon", and also "Next to Nothing at 1"

Dan Cole "the Common Man" is the King of Twin Cities radio.

Dan Cole is 10 times better than that idiot on the KQ Morning show Tom Barnyard

by Patriotic Leftie June 9, 2009

Colefatcunt

Arising from the ancient Irish word, Darfatcunt. An overly large vaginal region that is caused from separation of the pubic bone from someone "hitting the bottom". People who display a colefatcunt are usually named Travis and have hair and batches surrounding them at all points on their body.

Travis Colefatcunt.

by pdizz30 October 28, 2011

Colemanoscopy

The act of plugging oneselfs asshole with his own dick because he's so full of shit.

The p-town butt plug is better known as a Colemanoscopy

by Mether-FECer July 9, 2018

Cole MacGrath

A conduit with more humanity than any person on Earth.

"Then Zeke said to Cole MacGrath in his coffin: 'I love you brother, and I'm sure gonna miss you.'"

by _AshingDebriz July 7, 2020

cole caufield

one hot hockey mf.

“who is the hottest player in the nhl?”
“has to be cole caufield obvi”

by imboredasf January 9, 2022

jessica coleman

a retarded person

your acting like a jessica coleman

by cutiebatootieuwu December 18, 2019