When a guy is attempting to spit game and you interject in the conversation, and spit superior game, thus stealing the female for youself.
Making the other guy look like an Asshat.
Making the other guy look like an Asshat.
by XanderALX March 11, 2009
Get the Cockblock Swoop and Snatch mug.A phenomenon in which a female marks her territory (potential mate) by posting suggestive and flirtatious expressions for the world to see on facebook or expressed in person at work in public to a potential mate. Thus marking her territory as if the male has been chosen by god himself, effectively cockblocking the male for months.
What she bought u clothes and wants you to wear it to work? That's not nice it's just a cockblock stigmata for every other girl to see.
by niggman star33 August 8, 2011
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In most literal meaning - to subconsciously destroy otherwise smoothly going flirtation (often with just one misused word or sentence) which otherwise could very well end up in sexual intercourse.
As a metaphor - to destroy a chance for something good with silly, easilly avoidable mistake.
Synonym for self-sabotage.
As a metaphor - to destroy a chance for something good with silly, easilly avoidable mistake.
Synonym for self-sabotage.
Dude, why do you cockblock yourself constantly? You could've had sex at least three times last week.
by maelith October 27, 2013
Get the cockblock yourself mug.Event (noun): A month-long event in which an individual attempts to cockblock another individual as frequently as possible
Game (noun): A month-long competition in which single males compete to prevent their opponent's from getting laid. Score is kept as follows - One to three points per cockblock (points awarded based on originality and inventiveness), one to three points per getting laid (points awarded based on attractiveness of the slampiece). Most points at the end of the month wins.
An honest game in which even ugly guys can win
Game (noun): A month-long competition in which single males compete to prevent their opponent's from getting laid. Score is kept as follows - One to three points per cockblock (points awarded based on originality and inventiveness), one to three points per getting laid (points awarded based on attractiveness of the slampiece). Most points at the end of the month wins.
An honest game in which even ugly guys can win
Example 1
Chad: Yo, you nail that slampiece last night?
Bryce: Naw, man
Chad: What happened, homie?
Bryce: Fucking Kalan and his damn Cockblock-tober bullshit. Good luck getting laid for 31 days while this dickhead is around.
Example 2
Dirk: Bro, nobody's getting laid this month
Clark: Why? Bitches on their periods?
Dirk: Naw, dawg... It's Cockblock-tober and this year, I'm takin' home the gold.
Chad: Yo, you nail that slampiece last night?
Bryce: Naw, man
Chad: What happened, homie?
Bryce: Fucking Kalan and his damn Cockblock-tober bullshit. Good luck getting laid for 31 days while this dickhead is around.
Example 2
Dirk: Bro, nobody's getting laid this month
Clark: Why? Bitches on their periods?
Dirk: Naw, dawg... It's Cockblock-tober and this year, I'm takin' home the gold.
by RupertBlaylock September 26, 2011
Get the Cockblock-tober mug.When a jealous girl goes into a violent rant attempting to dissuade other females from flirting with, or even talking to a certain guy. This very contagious fever is usually started by clingy overweight insecure females who are friends of the guy, or of the girl.
"WOW! Carrie won't stop yelling at the girls i'm talking to. It looks like she's came down with a case of the cockblock fever"
"I tried talking to that cute girl over there before that large girl started yelling me and telling me to get off of her friend. That hippo has a case of the cockblock fever.
"I tried talking to that cute girl over there before that large girl started yelling me and telling me to get off of her friend. That hippo has a case of the cockblock fever.
by Nstarr April 5, 2010
Get the cockblock fever mug.1. The act of trapping the ball using one's crotch.
2. The act of stopping a shot on goal/Penalty Kick during a game using only the Testicles/Crotch Area.
3. Stopping a pass from reaching completion using the crotch.
2. The act of stopping a shot on goal/Penalty Kick during a game using only the Testicles/Crotch Area.
3. Stopping a pass from reaching completion using the crotch.
John was Sprinting towards goal, only one defender left, the Keeper had spontaneously combusted, when George moved in front of his shot at the last second with an amazing Cockblock (Soccer Definition).
by Georgie51893 November 4, 2008
Get the Cockblock (Soccer Definition) mug.When a guy is getting a blowjob from a chick at a party and another chick pours beer over their heads to stop the activity.
by Definition Guy August 7, 2009
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