Clops

A woman’s labia that contain such girth and such length as to obtain such distance from the pelvis that they clap along the ground with such vigor as to create the sound of a horse galloping heartily through the desert creating the classic “clippity-clop-clipity-clips” sound. The phrase began in 1873 as “the clippity-clops” when one Victorian gentleman would say to another “I received the syphilis from a woman with the clippity clops” and was abbreviated over time into “the clops” and later reduced to simply “clops”.

I tell you Burt, her clops were bouncing around like she had slinkies attached to her pubis.

by Jamyson Coraline Chribstopher August 25, 2021

Clop flop

When you're masturbating to My Little Pony porn but death grip halfway through.

My friend died because he did a clop flop

by lestigtrippy December 14, 2025

Balkan Flicker Clopping

"Balkan Flicker Clopping" Is the act of covering ones penis in balkan food grease as a lube like substance then flicking ones tip at light speeds while watching my little pony porn and masterbating at high speeds and aggression.

Hey Jake wanna try Balkan Flicker Clopping? It's a great way to relive stress.

by YN2 May 3, 2025

Clippity Clop

When a gentleman, while naked, slightly spreads legs while standing, swinging balls back and forth quickly making the sound of “Clippity Clop”

Jonathan was prancing around the bedroom clippity clopping much to his wife’s disgust

by CloppingHell September 22, 2022

Second Hand Clopping

second hand clopping can be defined as the act of penetrative sex with someone fucking a horse.

THIS GUY IS INSIDE A GUY WHO IS INSIDE OF A HORSE, I CALL THAT SECOND HAND CLOPPING.

by chicken1013 January 17, 2023

Clopping

The act of masturbating to My Little Pony porn, a term usually used by the brony fandom.

Person 1: *fap fap fap fap fap fap*
Person 2: hey what's going on he-JESUS CHRIST ARE THOSE HORSES?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Person 1: Uh... um.... I was just, er.... clopping?
Person 2: ...I appreciate the honesty but still what the fuck.

by Charuzu June 17, 2024

snow clop

I man who uses his bum on occasion.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jackfrost nipping at your nose,
Yule-tide carols being sung by a choir,
Folks dressed up like Eskimos,
Everybody knows, some turkey
and a snow clop... 'WAIT WTF?'

Roger Federer setup his 107th marriage by given a women a 'snow clop' video as a gift so she'd artificially inseminate his magical polywogs in her clop.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 4, 2025