Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer

The act of excreting upon Justin Bieber's chest, then moving in a rocking horse motion to smear the fecal matter across Bieber's chest, all while performing an intricate series of yoga moves in order to perform analingus upon Bieber simultaneously.

Brian: Damn, man, last night was strange.
Rob: Yeah? What happened?
Brian: I did a Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer?
Rob: Well. That escalated quickly.
Brian: Yeah, I got reamed by Bieber while I shat on his chest and rubbed it in with my ass cheeks at the same time.
Rob: Yeah, TMI.

by Robin "Puck" Goodfellow October 29, 2014

Cleveland steamer

When one wipes his finger in his ass and puts it in his partner upper lip

This motherfucker Farrell wiped his finger in his asshole and wiped it on my lip and gave me a motherfucking gaw damn cleveland steamer like a bitch

by nmgfh April 12, 2023

Cleveland steamer

Cleveland steamer

Sally gave Steven a Cleveland steamer

by May 14, 2022

Cleveland Steamer

The sexual fetish, where one shits on another's chest.

Dan: "Henry!!! My girl gave me hot Cleveland steamer !"

Henry: "didn't that smell bad?... whatever I don't even want to know... get some I guess?"

by Kazcaz February 20, 2016

Cleveland Steamer

The act of taking a shit on a female sex partner's chest.

I laid a huge Cleveland steamer on that slut's tits last night. Call 1-800-STEEMER Cleveland Steemer makes it cleaner.

by SpoogeBob CumPants March 06, 2021

Cleveland Steamer

When you beat your kids black and blue because because their retarded

Dad gave me a Cleveland Steamer getting off the short bus

by FrostyDaDopeMan February 16, 2024

Cleveland steamer

Another name for Odell Beckham jr

Did you see the Cleveland steamer drop the ball in the end zone last night .

by Zimbabwe latiki Jackson September 08, 2020