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Clayton

Biggest ass on earth. Thinks he is better than everyone. No one likes him. Fucks with people’s emotions then plays the victim. Only like the people who does what he wants them too, and even then he’ll still dislike you. Never learns from his mistakes and expects others to change for him and cater to him. Also has a small dick
“That Clayton is a real asshole.”
by TheBigDickMFBitch January 12, 2018
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Clayton

The autistic kid who puts gum wrappers in outlets during math class.
Dude, your name has to be Clayton! You're so stupid!
by YGRT March 13, 2019
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Clayton

An unattractive smooth talking man with a smaller than average penis that still manages to miraculously pull several women at once. Can be found hanging out at Chili's, dodging child support, and wherever female FedEx workers hang out.
"How did *he* get *her*?"
"I don't know, man! I saw him with another girl yesterday too- that guy is such a Clayton!"
by NotTheOtherChick October 10, 2019
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Clayton

A snake of a boy with a stupid hair cut that makes him look like a mushroom. He feeds on the hearts of his past friends before casting them aside to the hounds. If you know a Clay KEEP. YOUR. DISTANCE.
Oh god don’t invite Clayton, bloody fungi looking bitch.”
by D3RRI September 15, 2018
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Clayton

A fucking fuck boy who sends the other girls nudes and doesn’t really give a shit about his girlfriend and who has a little tiny fucking penis and when you’re having sex with him it feels like a bag of bones on top of you and Who had a weird fetish with fucking dinosaurs so go fuck your dinosaur so Clayton
A fucking fuck boy who sends the other girls nudes and doesn’t really give a shit about his girlfriend and who has a little tiny fucking penis and when you’re having sex with him it feels like a bag of bones on top of you so fuck you Clayton
by Paris2020 October 7, 2018
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Clayton

ewww there's Clayton. He's a pussy
by truth speaks June 7, 2018
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clayton kershaw

Starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers. 2011 Cy Young, Gold Glove, and Triple Crown winner for the National League. Wears number 22. Humble and good looking. A fan favorite.
I really hope Clayton Kershaw gets signed to a long term deal!!
by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012
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