Adj. A substitute, an ersatz version; which is possibly inferior, or lacking some characteristics of the original.
Origin: from an advertising campaign of a non-alcoholic drink marketted in Australia and New Zealand as a substitute for whisky. "The drink you have when you're not having a drink". It was foul-tasting by all accounts.
Origin: from an advertising campaign of a non-alcoholic drink marketted in Australia and New Zealand as a substitute for whisky. "The drink you have when you're not having a drink". It was foul-tasting by all accounts.
"Oh, Peter? He's my Clayton's Boyfriend (laughter)"
(A male friend a woman might go out with and even be thought by observers to be in a couple with, yet not one with whom she is having a relationship. "The boyfriend you have when you aren't having a boyfriend")
"You worked 60 hours last week and then moderate the forum in your spare time? How do you do it?"
"It's my Clayton's life. The life you have when you're not having a life."
(A male friend a woman might go out with and even be thought by observers to be in a couple with, yet not one with whom she is having a relationship. "The boyfriend you have when you aren't having a boyfriend")
"You worked 60 hours last week and then moderate the forum in your spare time? How do you do it?"
"It's my Clayton's life. The life you have when you're not having a life."
by Jimmy from Oz September 5, 2005
Get the Clayton'smug. by Vintage Fenrir February 20, 2015
Get the claytonmug. “Dude, did you see Kim’s snap story?”
“That bitch! She’s been dating Jake for 3 months? Wtf??”
“Dude didn’t she dump you 3 months ago?”
“Yeah, I totally got claytoned...”
“That bitch! She’s been dating Jake for 3 months? Wtf??”
“Dude didn’t she dump you 3 months ago?”
“Yeah, I totally got claytoned...”
by EatMyAss28 May 31, 2018
Get the claytonedmug. Refers to the female parts, the breasts, tatas, the play things that are owned by a guy named Clayron.
Stranger: Check out those Claytons on that girl.
Clayton : Dude....back off.....they are mine......my claytons!
Clayton : Dude....back off.....they are mine......my claytons!
by Klitgaatdiam December 7, 2016
Get the Claytonsmug. Massive Dick, he has to use a panoramic camera for his porno's and he has or is gonna get the fittest lass in the world he is better than others in groupchats
by Big nigga thing March 3, 2019
Get the CLAYTONmug. Australian Slang
'Claytons is the brand name of a non-alcoholic, non-carbonated beverage coloured and packaged to resemble bottled whiskey.'
Promoted as; "The drink you have when you're not having a drink".
It is used to describe something inferior to the real thing.
'Claytons is the brand name of a non-alcoholic, non-carbonated beverage coloured and packaged to resemble bottled whiskey.'
Promoted as; "The drink you have when you're not having a drink".
It is used to describe something inferior to the real thing.
Claytons Shower : Spraying your entire body with deodorant .. "the shower you have when not having a shower".
Claytons Bandage: Duct tape, torn cloth, etc.
Claytons Bandage: Duct tape, torn cloth, etc.
by Ausmate May 31, 2011
Get the Claytonsmug. When ur really cool
by Yeetman429696969 February 5, 2019
Get the Claytonitismug.