craugh

a rare combination of laughing and crying touched off by a hilarious joke or humorous situation.

When Joe stated the ridiculous phrase, "hedgey hedgey boom boom," Lisa craughed until the proverbial cows came home.

by Joseph Checkler December 28, 2005

caught with your hand in the nookie jar

when a married/taken person is caught having hot monkey sex in a cheap motel or other locale with someone other than their SO. especially applies to congressmen and famous people.

hillbilly 1: well John Edwards, i reckon you really got caught with your hand in the nookie jar.

John Edwards: i reckon.

by Ben Bow October 12, 2008

Step Siblings Caught

Who the fuck searches that but no porn here

Last night i got on pornhub and searched step siblings caught.

by AnonymousMan314502 March 7, 2020

caught the swine flu

What happens when someone hooks up with an overweight person on a one-night stand.

Aaron: "Did you see that porker Howard just left with?"

Becky: "Yeah, he's caught the swine flu."

by mightytink August 20, 2009

caught out

To be caught doing something one should not have been doing. Similar to being jaked.

Billy got caught out by the cops smoking weed.

by BIG SKIP March 31, 2008

getting caught

When your beating your meat and someone, most likely your mom, walks in and catches you doing it

Tyler: you know what sucks

Dean:what?
Tyler:getting caught

Dean:the fuck does that mean
Tyler:go on urban dictionary
Dean:oh shit your right that does suck

by Ya boi22 November 21, 2017

caught white handed

Getting caught jerking it.

He does jerk it, I caught him white handed.

by Dave- June 29, 2005