A Claudia is a fucking huare that has a sad townie basterd of a boyfriend.She also flashes children between the age of 3-7.
Definition:I would never want to be A Claudia and go out with a gay twat
Also Nathan is a shmexy beasht
Definition:I would never want to be A Claudia and go out with a gay twat
Also Nathan is a shmexy beasht
by Coochie gang wing wang May 29, 2019
A Claudia is a sex act where one individual has two other people give them a Cleveland steamer at the same time. While a fourth person simultaneously gives them a rusty trombone. It is called a Claudia because it makes it sound more innocent than it is.
by the loki September 22, 2012
A Claudia is a girl that has many animalistic features. Being raccoon faced and as hairy as a grizzly bear, there is no wonder why she can be a real sore in the ass. Abandoning human tendencies and personal hygiene, a Claudia, naturally, does not know how to be happy for others. She has a fervor for jealousy and envy.
I hate you and your happiness.
Yo, you're being a real Claudia right now.
Call animal control, a Claudia has wandered into the building!
Help! A Claudia wants to hang tonight.
Yo, you're being a real Claudia right now.
Call animal control, a Claudia has wandered into the building!
Help! A Claudia wants to hang tonight.
by im.asian November 10, 2012
Lowest definition of a woman, is a home wrecker, relation-breaking bitch.
Likes to use gay as a slur word while maintaining that she's supporting the LGBT community and working with them.
Doesn't like to work.
Sleeps around.
Doesn't pay the bills.
Doesn't pay the rent.
Alcoholic, rarely takes showers.
She likes to say she's pro animal freedom while keeping a cat and a dog captive and is too lazy to take the dog out for a piss.
Major bitch.
Likes to use gay as a slur word while maintaining that she's supporting the LGBT community and working with them.
Doesn't like to work.
Sleeps around.
Doesn't pay the bills.
Doesn't pay the rent.
Alcoholic, rarely takes showers.
She likes to say she's pro animal freedom while keeping a cat and a dog captive and is too lazy to take the dog out for a piss.
Major bitch.
1. Man, Sandy was such a sweet girl when Chris first met her.
Now she's full-on Claudia.
2. Hey, you're parents are getting divorced?
Yeah, my dad met some bimbo and she pulled a Claudia on him.
Now she's full-on Claudia.
2. Hey, you're parents are getting divorced?
Yeah, my dad met some bimbo and she pulled a Claudia on him.
by televizor November 20, 2013
She is the friend who tends to have bad luck and has a lot of awkward moments. Allergic to dairy and misses out of the joy of dairy products. Lives in the middle of no where and everywhere at the same time. Unable to find the time to learn how to drive so usually walks hours to get somewhere. Doctor Who addict.
Claudia can be used for awkward moments, bad-timings, unfortunate luck, or Doctor Who.
Claudia can be used for awkward moments, bad-timings, unfortunate luck, or Doctor Who.
Group-"We should all go get Ice Cream!!!"
Person-"But I'm allergic"
Group-"Omg! Sorry, we didn't know you were a Claudia!"
Child-"Why can't you just drive me?"
Parent-"Because you aren't going to be a Claudia!"
Girl-"LET'S WATCH THE DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOR"
Friend 1-"What's with her?"
Friend 2-"Don't worry, she's just a Claudia."
Person-"But I'm allergic"
Group-"Omg! Sorry, we didn't know you were a Claudia!"
Child-"Why can't you just drive me?"
Parent-"Because you aren't going to be a Claudia!"
Girl-"LET'S WATCH THE DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOR"
Friend 1-"What's with her?"
Friend 2-"Don't worry, she's just a Claudia."
by Awkward... July 14, 2014
claudia is a popular, crazy girl who has many friends but only few close ones. she tries to avoid fights of any sorts. she has a cool personality, is easy going but may be a bit quick-tempered at times.
by conline April 4, 2017