chump

An unusually large man with a small head. He thinks he is hot shit, but he knows deep down that he is the master chumpion.. He has a freakishly large handlebar mustache that gives everyone the creeps. He enjoys teaching history even though he actually knows nothing about it.

Mr. T sure is acting like a chump today.

by E.M.C. October 17, 2008

chumping

Chumping is non-humping cheating, because you would have to be a chump to cheat but not hump.

Variation: chumpin'

"Dude why even bother chumping, if you're not getting the humps then she should get the dumps."

by Alessa November 10, 2008

Chumping

Going for a bum or bumming men

Fancy a chump?

Matt: What u up to tonight?

Tom: Nothing much, just a spot of chumping

by Battyymannlover1212 June 23, 2009

Chumping

The sport of jumping children.

Nice chumping bro, those kids didn't see you coming! I'm so embarrassed I ever planked!

by coolguy1984 July 5, 2011

chumping

jumping over unsuspecting children

I started chumping over people because i was bored of planking

by paulnz1 July 5, 2011

chump

really beautiful girl. stunning. gorgeous. breathtaking.

that girl is a certified chump!

by theaccuratewordcreater June 29, 2011

chump

someone who goes sledding with a girl when they are alone in a house; someone who has no idea how to pimp; someone who says really stupid stuff all the time;

Warren is a chump because he went sledding with Morgan when they were alone and she is a slut.

by Antwizzle December 28, 2005