chong

A racial slur to describe asian people.

You dirty, sneaky chong... i gonna come ova and blindfold you with dental floss then beat the crap outta you.

by Gandhi February 6, 2004

Chong

Verb; To accidentally inhale a roach down your throat, often causing one to qwag, as seen in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke.

Don't hit that tiny roach so hard, you might chong it.

by RealHorrorshow88 September 8, 2009

Chong

Verb - to chong

Meaning to smoke marijuana of a particularly potent strain.
Noun - chong

A particularly potent strain of marijuana

Friend A: dude last I night I was whiting out so hard it was like visiting Outer Chongolia

Friend B: aha yeh you were like Kim Chong Un bro..

Friend A: that's me - king Chong in Chong Kong

Friend B: yeh but cos you were chonging so hard you forgot to wear your chongdom.. Safe sex and chongtraception are no laughing matter...

by Elchong April 17, 2015

Chong

Chong (Short for Machong) is a fucking legend. You might underestimate him for his hight or strength but he is funny as fuck. His hair makes him look retarded and his forehead can fit a continent. Chong is like a fat fucking carnivor chasing a goose. But like a littpe goose.(obviously)
(Karen)look there’s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!

I wanna be Chong

by Chong270 August 21, 2019

Chong

Chong A Bong , In Cheer For Tommy Chong ! Famous With Cheech Marin in UP IN SMOKE
A Chongers Movie Wet Dream !+)

Man ! Don't Breach The Cheech ! Pass The Pipe Man , Its My Turn , To Chong The Bong !+)

by The V ONE 2nd To None April 8, 2018

Chong

A Chest Dong.
- Boobs become one and become a penis, and that's where the dong part comes in.

"You give good chong dome."

by Amanda Rowman August 18, 2008

Turbo Chong

The act of taking a massive chong on a fat bifta. Word used by chavs, idiots and/or the elderly.

"Aww mate, give us a turbo chong on that cone!"
"I was turbo chongin' all night long - I'm all chonged out"

by Chongmeister February 10, 2012