Chonging Turd

A huge shit that leaves you feeling immensely satisfied once you have taken it. Usually stinks.

Person A: Why are you looking so guilty?
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!

by Yabadabadork January 10, 2016

Change your ringtone

The proper term for "anal bleaching".

I got to the club late because I was changing my ringtone.

No, mom, I don't want to help you change your ringtone.

Yeah, Bob, the way you changed your ringtone really brings the room together.

by Hoos1492 August 16, 2018

Line change

After a long night of shenanigans with your buddy you've only acquired one fine lady. While having sex with said lady you scream Line Change and while exiting the bedroom you high five your buddy and he finishes. Then he screams line change and you return for the cuddle session!

While visiting my friend we went out dancing, he brought home a girl, I was horny too, and the night ended in with a line change.

by huskerdude88 August 11, 2015

Benji's and Change

\benjēs & chānj\ The act of turning ones head back past their shoulders to check something out, creating an angle greater than 100 degrees relative to the head looking forward.

Usually the subject is a woman's ass or something else of desire.

Disclaimer: Benji's and change have been known to cause serious injury and in some cases death while in a moving vehicle. Exhibit proper judgement when in use.

Tiesha: "Girl did you see that guy nearly break his neck checkin your ass out?!"

Jada: "He was throwin me some serious benji's and change"

Tiesha: "Cha Ching!"

by thuglife128 September 27, 2011

squinty-eyes ching chong

The worst thing you could call an Asian

I've been to China for weeks and would love to call these squinty-eyes ching chong my friends.

by I can't see cause ching chong March 19, 2017

Ching Chong Pass

The Ching Chong pass is a pass that is given to someone by an Asian so that they can say "Ching Chong" without consequences. The pass can be unlimited or be limited use. This is decided by the Asian who is giving the pass. Once given, it can be taken away by any Asian, not just the Asian who give it to you. Asians can give the pass without trouble. However, B-sians have to ask an Asian before giving the pass to said person. The Asian can then approve or reject the giving of the pass.

White kid: Can I get the Ching Chong pass?
Asian kid: Sure thing.
White kid: Thanks.

by rss_atlas April 13, 2019

never change

1. A phrase spoken to someone when you're impressed by their lack of inhibition, cynicism, or adherence to social norms.

2. Can also be used sarcastically and/or passive-agressively when shocked by someone's lack of self-awareness or tact.

1. "You threw the drink in HER face? Nice. Never change bro."

2. "Did you just take your tip back out of the jar? Wow. Never change man"

by LebronJonDeBlonsky March 2, 2015