by ralph518 September 3, 2010

when one saves up their shit for at least two days. The have their partner were fishnet stockings, and proceed to take the most massive shit in the stockings. Thus causing the shit to string out like the hair of a chia pet
Nate,"Man i hooked up with this chick last night with fishnets."
Doc,"Yeah, did you give her the Newberry Chia Pet?"
Nate,"You know it!"
Doc,"Yeah, did you give her the Newberry Chia Pet?"
Nate,"You know it!"
by Doc Warren July 1, 2010

another name for the popular toy chia pet. ch ch ch chia was said in the chia pet commercial as a catchy thing that you cant get out of your head.
by owploppy9 July 25, 2011

A person who spontaneously decided their a Gangsta after watching a few hood movies or too much BET.
You think to yourself, "What the???? Weren't those cats wearing cowboy hats, wranglers, and belt buckles last year." Person walks up and say's "What up nigga." You reply, "Last year you called me a nigger, and now I'm your Nigga!" After person leaves you think to yourself, "I am getting tired of all these bitch ass Just add water-Chia Pet Gangstas sprouting up out of nowhere."
by MWstein November 14, 2016

Often underestimated due to their looks but, when you meet a Chia, they are sporty, charismatic, cute and funny. Sometimes they can be quiet in awkward situations but, mostly they are fun to be around
by Paul005 January 24, 2019
