An individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people.
by I Work 99 August 21, 2008
Get the Cellfish mug.A device for communicating with others needlessly. Day in. Day out. Whenever. Wherever. Good for holding up lines in stores, traffic, etc. Also the latest technology found in ghettos-overtaking the more common "boom box".
Typical cell phone conversation: Hey, where you at? I'm over here. Oh. What? I dunno. I'll be there in 5 seconds....oh wait I can see you! Hey! Whats up? Wait...let me call you back. Why? Huh? Can you here me? Guess what? My phone bill was only $90 this month. Etc.....
by Hooper January 24, 2004
Get the cell phone mug.Cell Phone Pixies are mischievious creatures who live in your phone. When you are not paying attention, they will magically call India, spam votes for someone on American Idol, and try to download a movie to your iPhone. When you get $45 usage fees on your next bill, all you have to do is call customer service and say you never ever used your phone to do that and they will believe you and reverse the charges.
Customer: "There's no way in hell I went over my daytime minutes! I never go over! It must have been the cell phone pixies."
Agent: "I fully trust you and will take your word for it. I'll reverse the fee right now! Just call us back any time those pixies fuck with your phone and we'll take care of it for you. Don't bother getting for a plan with more minutes so you're only paying $5 more per month rather than $200!"
Agent: "I fully trust you and will take your word for it. I'll reverse the fee right now! Just call us back any time those pixies fuck with your phone and we'll take care of it for you. Don't bother getting for a plan with more minutes so you're only paying $5 more per month rather than $200!"
by magicchalkboard December 19, 2009
Get the Cell Phone Pixies mug.a person who turns a car (or other vehicle) into an armed missile by talking or texting on a cell phone while driving.
"I just got a bluetooth so I don't have to be a cell drone anymore."
The term can also be used as a verb. “Cell-droning” – as in, “That dude about to swerve into you is totally cell-droning.”
The term can also be used as a verb. “Cell-droning” – as in, “That dude about to swerve into you is totally cell-droning.”
by Bilbster September 5, 2012
Get the Cell Drone mug.Cell Phone Drift is the drifting of a motor vehicle while the driver pays more attention to the phone than to driving.
Dude! Look at the Cell Phone Drift on that truck! He almost ran that car off the road! The idiot driver must be texting.
by mdman September 5, 2012
Get the Cell Phone Drift mug.A small girl from the Netherlands.
by Rubychon October 9, 2016
Get the Cahelle mug.That feeling whilst you’re smoking a joint and the sensation of stretching spreads across your body, starting from your lungs.
*takes fourth hit of blunt*
“Ah mate you know that feeling when your lungs expand and your like cells are stretching, like in your back and shit?”
“Nah cunt”
“Mate feels like cell stretch”
“Ah mate you know that feeling when your lungs expand and your like cells are stretching, like in your back and shit?”
“Nah cunt”
“Mate feels like cell stretch”
by K town krew February 21, 2021
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