Charity Cookie

1. <Noun> The impossibly difficult to avoid selection of cookies or other pastries found at the cashier of supermarkets and small stores. "Donations" offered for chartity cookies help maligned, misfortuned children or animals and often display a picture of said creatures by the cookies, begging for your patronage or fear suffering damnation or, at least, bad karma.

2. <Noun> a) The uncomfortable responsibility one feels when offering sex in sympathy or support, b) The actual sexual body part dubbed cutely in confectionary delight.

1. "Hey, where did you get that delicious looking cupcake?"

"I bought it and two other charity cookies for the Homeless Chincillas Drive."

2. Although husband and wife were fighting only moments ago, some things she said made her feel bad, so she offered him a charity cookie.

Charity Cookie by Krzyzewski99 January 5, 2012

Charity Bear

(noun) A large, hairy homosexual man that derives a deep sense of fulfillment from providing assistance to those in need. See also: bear, humanitarian

We charity bears have two loves: anal sex and helping others.

Charity Bear by Agent Bearfoot April 11, 2012

charity chop 

To chop (fornicate...have sex with) a marginal chick.

Dude #1: Man that girl that you banged last night was nasty!
Dude #2: Oh, I decided that I'd give her a gift and charity chop her. Even the ugly ones deserve some cake.

charity chop by MikeWW January 7, 2004

charity work 

selling more than $4 worth of piss at a lemonade stand

"i did some charity work last weekend and nobody notcied"

charity work by ruff April 29, 2004

charity fuck 

plowing the snot out of some chick just cause she looked like she could have used a good stiff cock in her ass.

Hey look at that fugly chick at the end of the bar.
yeah but she has some big ole titties!
well shell be a charity fuck later on tonight.

charity fuck by tony January 24, 2004

charity sigh 

Charity sigh--a sigh done in a public place, done by an individual who has an audience. Usually the sigher is working on a frustrating task such as homework, or on a slow moving computer.

Ted is pretty easy to spot in the library. He often lets out a charity sigh to let everyone know of his "woe is me" problem.

charity sigh by Boggler March 10, 2004

charity jam 

fucking someone else that is below your standards in order to do them a favor or lift their spirits.

dude i had a charity jam last night with the fat HR chick.

charity jam by coug09 June 17, 2011