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Champagne Hand Job

When a girl is giving you a hand job, and right when you are about to finish, she puts her thumb over the tip, spraying it everywhere, and leaving some stuck in the chamber. It'll come out in an hour, but probably sting.
Holy shit that girl just gave me a champagne hand job, and some got stuck in the champber!
by Richard Brownell May 8, 2010
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Champagne Shower

The act of your partner ejaculating into the air as if they are popping a celebratory champagne bottle. Your partner then attempts to receive the cum in the air with a "yummm yumm yumm" sound as though they are a goldfish feeding on tasty food flakes.

A golden champagne shower is when the giver has eaten pinapple prior to the act.
After brunch & those mimosas I gave that bitch a champagne shower.
by Disappointed Mr. Hanky May 25, 2014
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University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

the institution of higher education, straddling the towns of Champaign and Urbana, IL, that is secretly controlled by the Coca-Cola conglomerate.
The soda machines at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign are only filled with Coke products.
by beausourire522 November 30, 2004
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Champagne-os

Those who enjoy the consumption of champange to the extent of your typical wino.
I never drink champagne.
Oh really? We are total champagne-os.
by buble girls February 14, 2010
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Campaing

V. The act of combining camping and campaigning into one activity.
The local city council and the police are working to ban Occupy protesters from campaing in public parks.
by Knows Jack October 24, 2011
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champagne butthole

When you take a dump and after the solid turd comes out you have explosive diarrhea.
I just had the worst champagne butthole ever. Turd particles splattered everywhere.
by MacDonald Berger August 9, 2015
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champagne drizzle

The pinnacle of drunkeness while maintaining rhyme and coherence; Most commonly a mixture of celebration, good friends, and a combination of other drugs and alcohol; achieved ONLY by poppin bottles
Champagne Drizzle - We was poppin' bottles in Punta Cana wif da boys and ended up in a champaaaaaaaaaaagne drizzzzzzzzzzzle. - Radar...out.
by Radar a la Punta Cana August 27, 2016
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