Scrabble champ

A Scrabble champ is someone who is illiterate to the point it really is funny and un-shameful to poke fun at.

Khaled: Ha ha! Higz yu ar not gowing to teech me how tu speek inglish, I all reddy no how tu well enuff, tank yu

Higz: Khaled I see there is a shortage of ESL teachers in your region, or do you actually enjoy being illiterate? you seem to be quite the Scrabble champ, so I guess you are happy with things the way they are.

by Higzy Teflon May 10, 2009

fut champs

aids, makes you want to die in a hole

Why isn’t John at school today?
He was playing Fut Champs this weekend

by JohnHarryBoi December 22, 2019

Mysta Champ

The best dude on the planet. He's what's up!

Yo who is that dude ? He looks as if he's a champ at everything!

Well yes that's because he is a champ...He's Mysta Champ!

by knowingwhatsup September 21, 2011

paper champ

A champion who holds an official title but lacks the caliber of a real champion.

Those boxers are just paper champions. Why? True, they may have real world titles. But they don't fight outside their country and they don't take on fighters other than their own nationality much.

by Gerrycongo February 11, 2009

Champ Juice

The new way to say champagne

Derived from: "Champ" agne

When one drinks champagne and feels like a champion they are sipping on "champ juice"

When somebody drinks champagne and they want a champ time

"hey bro, do you have any champ juice?"

by All En L August 16, 2013

Champ Status

Reaching the point of blackout and puking during an evening of partying with your buddies/bros.

Sean: "Yo I'm trying to reach Champ Status tonight!!"

Justin: "I'm so mad dude, Tony beat us to Champ Status...where's the vodka?"

by Mawm32 March 31, 2011

scrotum champ

When a man or woman has mastered all possible fetishes with the male scrotum, he / she will then be crowned a "scrotum champ". It can also be used as an insult, which is commonly used to target someone's sexuality.

Guy: Hey girl, Rodney told me you were a scrotum champ.

Girl: Well, let's just say i know how to please a man.

OR

Guy: Hey chester, I'll kick your ass you piece of shit.

Other Guy: Atleast I'm not a scrotum champ, faggot.

by mike, blake, anthony July 28, 2006