The term given to a release of faeces that take on a particularly liquid-like texture, as well as the colour of melted cadbury's dairy milk caramel.
Unfortunately, the taste isn't quite the same
Unfortunately, the taste isn't quite the same
Guy 1: what's wrong with Alfonso? Has he got the shits?
Guy 2: much worse. He has the choccy squirts.
Guy 2: much worse. He has the choccy squirts.
by DefinitionDoctor January 26, 2014
Get the Choccy Squirtsmug. Person 1: i can’t deal with this heartbreak anymore..
Person 2: you’ll be fine just pop a choccy milk
Person 1: ITS THAT EASY
person 2: yes. You feel better?
Person 1: yes choccy milk make pain go away
Person 2: you’ll be fine just pop a choccy milk
Person 1: ITS THAT EASY
person 2: yes. You feel better?
Person 1: yes choccy milk make pain go away
by Mcytareepic February 14, 2021
Get the Choccy milkmug. by AtlasTheAbnormal January 31, 2021
Get the Choccy milkmug. 
by First word of mine December 1, 2023
Get the Hot Choccymug. Verb - To defecate on a lady's chest then press yourself against her during coitus to create a squishy mess.
Dan - How was your date last night?
Phil - Awesome. Took her out for a nice meal, went for a dance, then got to hug a choccy cake back at mine. Needed to put the plastic sheets down first though.
Phil - Awesome. Took her out for a nice meal, went for a dance, then got to hug a choccy cake back at mine. Needed to put the plastic sheets down first though.
by Mr Wrong, Mr Vain January 18, 2013
Get the Hug A Choccy Cakemug. "Bro you won't believe what happened last night.. I tried to send it down the exit lane and she made choccy milk😬😬"
by Deadith memith February 2, 2021
Get the Choccy Milkmug.