CCC

"Cartwrights Crooked Chode" or "Crooked Chode Check" how to describe a short, hairy, small, sideways, slanted penis

"Yeah, he definitely has got that CCC" "CCC Alert" or "CCC for sure"

by fatussyfosho March 31, 2022

CCC

Chaotic Cursed Clown

Omg, you are like a CCC

by Satori pa los panas November 12, 2020

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.

"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"

by Guinness718 December 12, 2024

Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)

A condition where you act American, think Western, vote Conservative, feel betrayed by Ottawa… and then whisper, “But I’m a real Canadian” while polishing your rifle next to a maple leaf flag and a framed copy of the Charter.

"He’s got a lifted truck, a ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ bumper sticker, won’t shut up about Wexit, but still cries over Tim Hortons commercials — textbook Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)."

by tin dysprosium May 16, 2025

ccc>

A texting emoticon representing a triple scoop of ice cream, rarely used but good to know.

Texter 1: im hungry for a ccc>
Texter 2: hey theres a c> shop by my house wanna come over
Texter 1: ok b right there

by /\/\/\/\/\/\ December 02, 2013