John Carlson

a pretty cool dude

he is john carlson

by beaaver August 19, 2025

devon lee carlson

owner of Wildflower Cases- babydoll dresser, the ultimate 2020s 'cool girl', shitposts on instagram and goes viral for wearing niche celebrity brands like frankies bikinis, praying, and realisation par. is mid???

who's that hottie over there squatting on a lamppost?
oh, that's devon lee carlson lmao

by surlypiscesgirl May 31, 2022

Seth carlson

anyone with this name pulls so many bitches. like he has W rizz.

person 1: hey is your name seth carlson?
person 2: yeah it is, why
person 1: i can tell. you definitely pull so many bitches. probably have hoes on each side
person 2: omg how did you know??

by random837 December 18, 2022

Carlson-prime

A carlson-prime is a ravid, out of his mind person that 5% of the time you can trust him.

guy1: I thought I could trust you
guy2: to bad i'm a carlson-prime

by Mochi Miles April 26, 2022