Jayson Carbonel

Sexiest most amazing person ever. You would be lucky to even know him. If you have had the privilege of meeting him then you are of a special few. Jayson Carbonel is the most loving sweet and kind person ever. He has the big dick in the world.

I love Jayson Carbonel he is my ideal man

by fcktyan June 15, 2022

Irish Carbone

To be right about something, when people are telling you that you’re wrong but then being kind of a twat about it when you’re shown to be correct.

“Sean might have been right but he’s being a real fucken Irish Carbone right now”

by TeKaylaSunrise January 17, 2024

Sayonara carbonara

Saying goodbye in a funny way.

What do we learn from this: Don't use urban dictionary as a source of truth, everyone can submit responses here and nobody checks if it is true or not. Sayonara Carbonara!

by Van Damme Kickboxer March 3, 2025

Mâle Alpha Carbone

Cadre quinquagénaire ultra-performant qui optimise sa vie comme son vélo en carbone : plus léger, plus rapide, plus efficace.
Il affiche sa supériorité par des photos de randos cyclistes hors de prix avec ses potes corporate, avant d’upgrader sa compagne vieillissante contre une version plus fraîche (souvent une subordonnée)

Tu as vu ce que Jean-Marc a posté ? Encore une sortie vélo de 150 km avec son groupe de cadres. Ah, et il a viré sa femme pour sa stagiaire. Classique Mâle Alpha Carbone.

by Laurentnamur5000 March 21, 2025