unattended cannonball

the unforeseen consequence(s) of an unforeseen problem(s)

In terms of world politics, only G-d can foresee each and every possible unattended cannonball; therefore, if you are a member of the civilian population, predicting the outcome of any political crisis (as seen on TV) is beyond meaningless.

by Sexydimma August 31, 2013

cannonballism

The act of eating a cannonball. Not legal at the public pool.

Cannonballism is a bad habit that could pose a threat to your health, as eating cannonballs is not good.

by Dagingerly1 March 31, 2023

The Cannonball Slap

The act of hanging on your ceiling fan and dropping a large log into your partner's rectum, thus slapping her innards. The vagina can work too, but she may not like it.

Dude, I totally wanted to The Cannonball Slap to your sister last night.

by Eric DontTryThisAtHome BigDick December 7, 2010

cannonball wang

A penis that is abnormally large and spherical like a cannonball or small beachball

Look at that dude by the garbage can! Talk about a case of cannonball wang.

by OhNoSecrets September 30, 2010

R3d Alamo CannonBall

When a male equipped with the correct war arsenal penitrates all 3 holes of his partner within 3 minutes causing her to squirt a blast of period blood and cum that forms into a cannonball and lands on the portapody floor that the act originated in.

We caused a R3d Alamo CannonBall.

by Thank M3 Later February 18, 2025

Camaroonian Cannonball Skydive

The act of skydiving with your significant other or friend, before taking off of your clothes and banging in freefall. However, instead of doing it normally, the receiver (you or your partner) spreads their legs so far they start doing the splits mid-air. After that, you thrust into them at fast speeds, before pulling out fully and repeating. When one of you climax, you curl into a ball with each other and continue fucking until you decide to stop and pull the parachute.

Sergi: Me and my girlfriend managed to do THE Camaroonian Cannonball Skydive on our honeymoon in Grenada!
Austin: You lucky, lucky man....

by nebulous_nebu November 16, 2025

Cannonballed

When a property owner knowingly reroutes dirty water (toilet water, dirty shower water, dirty sink water after doing dishes, etc) to the shower. Causing visitors to take showers in gross smelly water. Typically done at cheap motels and trailer parks.

Dude, what’s with the shower? The water smells gross.

It’s a cheap motel bro, they cannonballed the plumbing system.

by Ryyanrun August 29, 2023