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Calgary sucks

A word used by a bunch of ignorant Edmontonian (and other people outside of Calgary) UD users so that they feel so "proudly". As a Calgarian, I believe this is bullshit because we are fighting one another on which city is better and shoving their opinions on which city is better down other people's throats. Newsflash, we are all the same. This doesn't apply just to Calgary, but other Cites that get some trash talking from UD users from other cities. Can't we unite? All this bigotry and hate is making us Canadians look like Americans!
If Edmonton was full of white people and Calgary was full of black people, Edmontonian UD users would go nastier and more ignorant by obviously saying Calgary sucks and then go too far by calling Calgary a "a city filled with a bunch of evil n*ggers"

Canadians Unite!
by Ay Carumba December 25, 2007
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Calgary Transit

Any piss poor, subpar organization that is inefficient and mismanaged with murderous scoundrels calling the shots who would rather see citizens dead on the tracks than use the millions in revenue generated to improve safety.
Q: Dude, who is worse the Gadhafi government or Calgary Transit?
A: They’ll both burn in the depths of hell
by sheepvomit April 28, 2011
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Calgary Flames

The best hockey team in the world. They went to the up final in 1989 and 2004. they won it in 1989. The oilers think they have a rivally with the flames, but suck at hockey
Bob: did u see the Calgary flames kill the oilers last nite?
Jim: ya, becasue the oilers are the worst team in the league
by flameslover303 October 2, 2010
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Calgary T-shirt

A hooded sweatshirt. A Calgary T-shirt is the least substantial article of clothing that can be worn comfortably outdoors in Calgary, Alberta, Canada where the temperature seemingly never exceeds 14 degrees Celsius even during the warmest part of the year.
"You don't need to wear your touque today Bob, it's beautiful outside! Just throw on a Calgary T-shirt."
by Sean BonJovi December 24, 2007
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Calgary gay

24-32 year old gay that lives in Calgary. Has a weird fetish for dressing up as a cowboy every July, hates hiking but needs the photos for Instagram. will eventually move to Vancouver or Toronto.

Basically a Vancouver gay with money left over after rent
You can tell he’s a Calgary gay because he’s slept with 6 westjet flight attendants
by mx112 November 23, 2019
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Calgary Stampede

The opposite of the Bucking Bronco, in which the male has his testicles bound, the female dons a strap-on and hops on the male, entering quickly - holding onto the bound nuts for dear life.

Good payback for women who have suffered the pain of the infamous bucking bronco .
"I pulled a Calgary Stampede on him last night. Stayed on a full 8 seconds, a new record!"
by Muffinzz September 9, 2011
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Calgary Special

When you're at the Calgary Stampede picking up drunk broads and instead of having sex with them you jizz all over their big boobies.
"Hey dude why didn't you fuck that chick?"
"I decided to give her a Calgary special instead."
by Blackmurph October 10, 2014
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