Calgary Flames

The best hockey team in the world. They went to the up final in 1989 and 2004. they won it in 1989. The oilers think they have a rivally with the flames, but suck at hockey

Bob: did u see the Calgary flames kill the oilers last nite?
Jim: ya, becasue the oilers are the worst team in the league

by flameslover303 October 2, 2010

Calgary gay

24-32 year old gay that lives in Calgary. Has a weird fetish for dressing up as a cowboy every July, hates hiking but needs the photos for Instagram. will eventually move to Vancouver or Toronto.

Basically a Vancouver gay with money left over after rent

You can tell he’s a Calgary gay because he’s slept with 6 westjet flight attendants

by mx112 November 23, 2019

Calgary Stampede

The opposite of the Bucking Bronco, in which the male has his testicles bound, the female dons a strap-on and hops on the male, entering quickly - holding onto the bound nuts for dear life.

Good payback for women who have suffered the pain of the infamous bucking bronco .

"I pulled a Calgary Stampede on him last night. Stayed on a full 8 seconds, a new record!"

by Muffinzz September 9, 2011

calgary road block

is a situation where you are Driving on the hwys around calgary and two mentally chalanged drivers are travelling side by side atleast 10km under the speed limit. Neather one is passin the other.

So I'm driving in my abulance down hwy#2 and these two pieces of pure panty waiste are creating a Calgary Road block. I have my lights flashing and my sirens blazing. Nothing, they just wont move. Outa nowhere a RCMP comes wheeling around me and smashes that Calgary Road block right off the Highway.Justice served

by Justa Do'nmyjob July 22, 2008

calgary clam bake

When a member of the Calgary Flames cums on the outside of a vagina then dries it with a lit candle.

Man I lost a lot of hair when Mark Giordano Calgary Clam Baked me.

by Old mangy kitty June 23, 2015

Calgary T-shirt

A hooded sweatshirt. A Calgary T-shirt is the least substantial article of clothing that can be worn comfortably outdoors in Calgary, Alberta, Canada where the temperature seemingly never exceeds 14 degrees Celsius even during the warmest part of the year.

"You don't need to wear your touque today Bob, it's beautiful outside! Just throw on a Calgary T-shirt."

by Sean BonJovi December 24, 2007

Akram Jomaa School Calgary

An Islamic school in Calgary where all the arabs eat Burger King and say it’s halal as long as it isn’t pork. 0 options classes except for bed making and Islamic studies. Someone’s iPhone got stolen here and once the power went out.

I heard Akram Jomaa School Calgary is going to collaborate with Burger King real soon.

by Rahul Chodree December 26, 2022