CALF

Childless And Looking a Financier. A mature woman without children seeking men based on finances rather than an age preference.

Joye's sexiness attracts men of all ages but she isn't a MILF looking for a hookup, she's a CALF longing for a destination date.

by Joye Styk November 4, 2020

Fat Calf Syndrome

when your calves are too big to fit any sort of pair of boots, no matter what.

-"I can't get these rain boots on"
-"Why not?"
-"I have FCS...fat calf syndrome."

by originator2011jbguz August 6, 2011

calf flexing

A guy flexes his calf's to get rid of his erection

Tim and Sam flex their calf's to get rid of there growing erections. Calf flexing

by Danceywhre February 29, 2016

Disco Calf

A painful medical condition usually experienced after a heavy night of drinking and dancing. The calf muscle is stiff, dehydrated and walking is near impossible.

Jonny couldn’t walk because he was suffering from terrible disco calf

by Urbocks August 12, 2019

Mosher's calf

Mosher's calf describes the physical pain that can develop in the gastrocnemius muscle at the hind part of the leg due to over exertion during prolonged periods within a mosh pit. Causes of the condition include; awkward landing after an intense jump and fist pump move, as well as bodily injuries incurred from remaining in tight proximity to a large crowd of intoxicated humans with limited control of their own limbs.

"I will have to recover from my mosher's calf before I lock in Falls, but it's a possibility." Sam

by piphere September 29, 2013