meat cactus

A big fat freshly shaven schlong with spiky pubes

damn... have you seen that boys meat cactus!?

by ryanpottuh March 31, 2020

cactus cooler

Cactus cooler is a delicious orange-pineapple soda sold in the United States, mainly California and the surrounding Southwestern states.

The soda is a bit obscure though. If cactus cooler is an option, it is the only option. Best soda there is.

Yo man, I gotta find a store that sells cactus cooler...why is this shit so rare?

by hiddenattacker April 21, 2008

Gay Cactus

When two people of the same sex both have feelings for each other,
But refuse to confront those feelings

"Gracie and Kiara are a bunch of Gay Cactus"

by ArsenicCatnip :33< March 30, 2016

cactus porn

Anal, oral, or vagina insertion of a cactus.

After searching for porb you saw the link to cactus porn and were intrigued by the actual meaning.

by thefatpanda April 26, 2014

Cactus Content

A type of content creation that involves the use of cacti to invoke rage towards BeerBongJohn

Ashley we should totally take your big bearded brother by the sea to try and annoy him with all the Cactus Content and Fish Content possible

by Baxweavingdreams March 29, 2020

cactus cunt

when a girl has a shaved pussy with little bits of hair starting to grow back that prick you.

your mom has a major cactus cunt problem.

by colin nordheim January 24, 2006

cactus juice

Mountain Dew.

So named by perennial Dallas city council candidate and activist Sandra Crenshaw, following the 2008 Texas Democratic primary and caucuses which she led.

In a comment posted by Crenshaw on the D Magazine "Frontburner" blog on 3/6/2008, she described a post-caucus event where she intended to serve "popcorn in brown paper sacks and cactus juice (Mountain Dew) and Texas Earl Campbell Links."

Amos: "I hear there is a rally for Dallas city council members' legal defense funds."
Andy: "Really? Will there be cactus juice and sausage?"

Kingfish: "I need to get back to my Southern roots. I was thinking about getting a moon pie and an RC Cola."
Lightning: "You mean some cactus juice and a hot link, right?"

by UncleDoug October 7, 2009