Cup of Concrete

When someone is being to soft and is not showing the testicular fortitude required for a given situation, you may tell them to "Have a cup of concrete". This is basically to tell them to Harden the f$#k up! HTFU

Gerald: sh1t ive just hurt my arm i cant play anymore.
Stan: Have a cup of concrete mate and serve the ball.

by Well 'ard July 5, 2009

Cup of Wisdom

Receiving wisdom or a positive message from someone.

Man, that guy is negative. He needs a "cup of wisdom"

by TheOne305 November 21, 2010

Cup Cleaner

man who licks asshole to get sexual thrill as he skeets in his parents mouth when they are delviering a baby

My mommy and daddy said when i was born they were getting their up cleaned ("Cup Cleaner")

by Inbred Bille January 10, 2009

Cup of Mo

decaffeinated coffee; a.k.a. Decaf; The loophole for Mormon coffee drinkers that want to get into the celestial kingdom but don't want to sacrifice their hot drink. This beverage has all the properties of coffee without the naughty drugs inside it.

Thomas S. Monson never starts his day without a good ol' Cup of Mo so he can be up and ready to battle Satan's forces in the Latter Days.

by Schnazzle G December 16, 2016

cup a fart

This is a cruel and disgusting yet funny joke to do to a friend. A cup a fart is where you walk up near to the victim. Then you take your hand and cup it over your butthole and fart. Immediately following the fart you take your cupped hand and "throw" the fart about an inch from the persons nose, opening your hand right as it gets there. In doing this it simulates the persons nose being right by your butthole when you fart. The person will usually begin to gag and you will laugh your butt off.

I felt a huge fart cooking up so I walked over near John, cupped my hand over my butt then gave him a nice cup a fart. After the cup a fart John almost threw up because he just inhaled air that seconds before was inside my butthole and near my turds.

by farts are funny March 9, 2010

cup of clam

When a girl forms her hand into a cup shape, places it down her pants, thoroughly wipes her lady bits, and promptly throws it into another person (usually male).

The female version of "cup of soup" or "cup of cheese."

A. J. just got cup of clammed by Theresa!

by ClamierChowder September 14, 2015

cup o' cheese

Cupping your hand over your fart box expelling your noxious gasses and then shoving your cupped hand up to a friends nose for a pleasant whiff while repeating the words "cup o'cheese".

Hey Michael...did you see Jon stop scratchin his chode long enough to deliver Aneesa that cup o' cheese??? She was snarffing deep and gaggin wholeheartidly for more!

by Gergee September 27, 2011