Comstipated

The state of being a communist endures whilst living/being in a capitalist economy

Ever since the USSR ended, I've been comstipated in this new Federation.

by Soviet Ty August 23, 2016

constipated fuck

People with wide load vaginas. Who make constipated faces while having sex 😂

That girl was such a constipated fuck. Never again will I make love to her

by Yep_it_was_alexandra October 2, 2015

constipated

when nothing comes out of you butt for a long long long long time

constipated chicken

by bb8r2d2starwarsgeek July 25, 2016

constipated duckface

when you try to do the duckface for a selfie, but you have to take a dump

Guy 1: Sonia looks good of Facebook tonite

Guy 2: yeah but she looks like she needs to take a shit tho

Sonia: Constipated duckface!

by djtimyd May 1, 2018

constipated

when shit gets stuck in your ass and it hurts to take a dump (it hurts like all hell is breaking loose)

henry: damn it, I'm constipated!
Felisha: ew I don't wanna know that!

by usrite April 18, 2019

Cuntstipated

Unable to achieve orgasmic completion.

Things are so hectic and it's made me severely cuntstipated!

by Vun Dersloot December 20, 2019

constipated by air

The weed is surrounding you.

“Omg, Andi do you feel constipated by air?! Hee hee.”

by White vans January 24, 2020