sugar crisp

When pussy juice is left on your penis too long and gets crusty

"I haven't had a shower after nailing that chick and now my dick's all sugar crisp"

by Mengi January 17, 2017

Sofa Crisp

A long lost crisp which had not seen the light until you began to take your sofa apart looking for your change you've dropped, your keys or your phone. The Sofa Crisp's are usually Soft, soggy texture yet dry and crunchy and very dull in flavour.

"Ooo a Sofa Crisp"

"What does it taste like?"

"Soggy and crap."

by Kaneeeee July 09, 2012

Crisp pasta

Pasta that is like a Cheeto puff for mallard ducks only.

Crisp pasta is crispy.

by Physco trash paper thin crispy July 01, 2018

Crisp Kringle

A man of indefinite swag. Chocolate Santa Clause with a crunch.

God damn I want to be like Crisp Kringle, he's my inspiration.

by bigballer123456789 January 15, 2011

crisps

A form of affection when said with goodbyes.

"Bye bye xxx"
"Bye bye - crisps ;)"

by Damres December 24, 2005

Poo Crisp

A peice of poo that is delightfully crispy.

"Hey Tom!, come look at this poo crisp that's stuck in my ass hair!", "Woah Brian, that sure is crispy!"

by Ricky Denim December 18, 2008

Crisp Nibble

A new haircut with a particularly clean and fresh style. Partly derives from the nibbling action barber's do with their scissors.

Hemi: "Oi cuz, do you like the new do?"
Alfred: "Far! That's a crisp nibble!"

by Iguanaconda September 13, 2014