Craft Beer

An extremely bitter beer with a higher-than-average alcohol content created by a small brewery. Many craft beer drinkers become elitists and shame others for not drinking craft beer.
Jose: Would you like a margarita with your tacos?
Steve: I don't drink that fruity trash. Do you have craft beer?
Jose: Sorry, this is an authentic Mexican restaurant, we only have margaritas and Mexican beer.
Steve: This place sucks! I want my craft beer! Do you even know your IBUs?
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 2, 2022
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official craft

a roblox live streamer that streams on youtube. He has gathered over 5,000 subscribers from doing that. He is most famous for his dabbing during the live stream.
Hey official craft, can you mod me?
by JakeWeirdo June 13, 2018
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Farts and Crafts

Prior to sex, a man puts glitter, confetti, and googly eyes into his anus. He then cums on a woman's face and then farts the said glitter, confetti, and googly eyes onto her face and then takes a picture.
Todd performed farts and crafts on Linda.
by Hairy Palms June 3, 2010
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The Craft Market

The general propensity for people to deceive. The 'real world' of conspiracy and exploitation.
'Are you sure about trusting a mysterious company with all of your belongings?'

'Surely no-one would set up a fake courier company on the off chance that they would be asked to transport something worth more than the cost of setting up the scam in the first place!'

'Never underestimate The Craft Market.'
by H.G.Rubin May 29, 2009
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craft-crease

The crease in one's belly fat that is formed when sitting to close to the desk, while playing World of Warcraft.
After his sixteen hour raid, Ty was suffering some major craft-crease.
by Menotank October 7, 2011
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Investor Craft

Craft beer produced by breweries that aggressively seek investor money to build multiple interstate, domestic and international locations. All company profits are reinvested back into company to build more locations. Investors do not receive dividends.
Hey I went to my brothers favorite brewery the other day and all they had were those flavored IPAs from Investor Craft breweries.
by BigDickeyS December 28, 2021
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