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kurt cobain

Kurt Cobain was born on February 20 1967, in Hoquaim, a small town southwest of Seattle. His family moved to Aberdeen, and his parents would get divorced. He had a dysfunctional childhood - or, indeed, life - from there on out. He left Aberdeen for Olympia, where he formed the band Nirvana. The sudden success and critical acclaim of the band that would eventually come floored him. In Feburary 1992 he'd marry Courtney Love, who was already pregnant with his child, Francis Bean Cobain. On April 5th Kurt Cobain died, apparently by his own hand. The death was offically ruled by a suicide, although fans and conspiracy theorists alike speculate upon the subject to this day. He left behind a musical legacy with Nirvana that has yet to be rivaled.
"I'm doing an analysis of Kurt Cobain's lyrics from Nirvana for class."
by G. March 23, 2005
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Cocaine

1.What my whore of a stripper girlfriend was constantly snorting in secret during the whole of our comical relationship.

2. A chemical substance when injested through the mucus membranes of the nose via snorting, through the lungs via smoking, or through the bloodstream via injection *Sherlock Holmes was a coke head he used a syringe* causes the production of large ammounts of dopamine in the brain and also blocks the reabsorbtion of it for a brief time resulting in an amazing feeling of euphoria.

3. Coke, Blow, Snow, White, Powder, Lines, Rails, Bumps

I had tried a few lines of coke on occasion in the past and felt no elevation in mood, only a numbness in the throat. I just recently bought $150 worth and could tell the difference in the quality because after two lines I felt like I was king of the world. I kept snorting lines of it every hour or so and since I was traveling I would go into public restrooms to snort.

I have to say that being in a public place and doing something "taboo" added to the hightened experience of it all. I had never felt like such a bad ass before. Just make sure you don't have powder or flakes in or around your nose when you leave the bathroom! And don't be loud when you do a line, I tend to flush the toilet to mask the sound of snorting.

As I continued snorting through out the day, I began to feel more and more of a crash as I came down so I just kept doing lines more frequently. I started my first line at 10 am and did at least two every hour until 9pm when I arrived at my destination and did six lines in a 10 minute period. At the time I was fixated on feeling good but before all was said and done I was paranoid and I thought that I might die from doing so much. I was seriously thinking about taking myself to the ER. DON"T DO SO MUCH YOU LOSE YOURSELF AND YOUR SENSE OF REALITY.

During the last few hours of driving it was really hard to drive without thinking that every car passing me was a cop just waiting to pull me over. The ephoria is great but its not worth feeling like a paranoid shithead if you can't use some self control. I still had a quarter of what I originally bought but I was so freaked out like a dumb ass I flushed it down the toilet for fear I would use the rest of it before morning (the next day I was kicking my self for wasting it like that)

Personal Negative Experience- I was moderately depressed the next two days and then the following three days I continued to have altered sleeping patterns and crappy mood. It sucked, Don't go on coke binges kids, especially your first time.

Personal Positive Experience- Coke is a thrilling and euphoric drug, it has its time and place and when used responsibly can really enhance any experience. The numbing affect it has on the nose, throat, and mouth is unusual and I find the chemical drip that follows to be pleasant as well- though it seems that this taste is an acquired one.

Coke is a bitch goddess, she gives with one hand and takes away with the other.


(list of the places I did lines while on my binge)
Hotel room
Starbucks bathroom
Hastings
Strip Club
Texaco Gas Station (5 different ones)
McDonalds
Car
Home

The experience was fun but the crash and mood change sucked, I look forward to the next time I get some blow because I know how it affects me and can act more responsibly.

* Head shops have all sorts of fun gear for using cocaine, for example I just bought a little metal tube that looks like a vaccum and I use that to snort the lines instead of rolled up money.
Cocaine:
If you can't score some blow you can always head over to the strip club, those girls always have some on hand.

* double entendre that is true 94% of the time :)

Doing lines off of a mirror originated with models coking themselves sensless and forgetting who they were, the mirror came into play to bring a philosophical spin on the whole act of partaking in coke. The models would look into the little mirror while they snorted their lines and mull over the question "who am I? Why am I?" and after four seconds they wouldn't care, and they could check to make sure they didn't have any sugar spots on their nose.
by Ted Septum March 15, 2009
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Cocaine Brain

When you try to concentrate or perform a task but are unable to because you have too many thoughts racing inside your head
I was trying to get that report done, but I just got to much going on in my head. I guess I just have a classic case of cocaine brain.
by LlamaEatsGiraffe January 14, 2010
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cocaine fox

Cocaine fox is the nickname for artic foxes

Can also be a really cute boy who is a artic fox furry
Aww that cocaine fox is so cute
by This is the December 18, 2018
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scottish coktail

putting some variation of an alcoholic beverage into a vagina, and licking it or drinking it out
i gave that girl the greates scottish coktail last night with a mixture of pepsi and russian vodka
by kyle_mitchell October 20, 2008
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Louis Cota

A Louis Cota is a guy who wears shorts a lot and goes to hype places in the french countryside
Omg!! That guy is totally a Louis Cota
by saltassmfucker July 7, 2010
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Cum Cobain

The act of accidentally or meaningfully ejaculating on your own face.
Mike: Ya bro, when I pulled out my dick it shot up and I blew a load all over my face!
Craig: Damn man you totally Cum Cobained yourself lmao
by Ty Murphy May 23, 2019
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