1. Describes a phenomenon when you are pregnant. Feels similar to birth pangs, you think you are about to give birth, but turns out you just needed to shit. The TY contractions typically produce feces that are abnormally massive, very offensive odour, that results in an emergency call to the plumber because it breaks most standard home toilets.
2. When you only have pedophilia, being an incel, and pill popping on your agenda.
3. An incel, who, in 2022, was taught not to be an empath.
2. When you only have pedophilia, being an incel, and pill popping on your agenda.
3. An incel, who, in 2022, was taught not to be an empath.
"Hey, Jenny, weren't you in the hospital last night? Pete called me last night, said you were about to give birth."
"No, I was just having the TommyYin contractions. Needed to call a plumber, instead, though, that shit just refused to flush and broke our toilet."
"No, I was just having the TommyYin contractions. Needed to call a plumber, instead, though, that shit just refused to flush and broke our toilet."
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Is also proof that religion is funny all in all (see bible is full of contradictions) and that moany things can exist at once that contradict each other, even if on face value seem to be the same (eg anti-war protestors and anti war-protesters are two contradictory things)
Is also proof that religion is funny all in all (see bible is full of contradictions) and that moany things can exist at once that contradict each other, even if on face value seem to be the same (eg anti-war protestors and anti war-protesters are two contradictory things)
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Kelly: Obviously, with the kitchen in the south-west corner, the water cooler should be in the south-west corner.
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Kelly: Obviously, with the kitchen in the south-west corner, the water cooler should be in the south-west corner.
Darren: Thank you for your helpful contrabiction Kelly.
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It is contraditional for Jews to eat pork, i think.
Not only did Holly have to ask Dave out on their first date, but they went to a buffet.
Even though Nashville is the country music capital, there are more rap radio stations.
For his last meal before he was executed, Jeffrey asked for clay pancakes with iron chips and fried cat heads wrapped in horse bacon
It is contraditional for Jews to eat pork, i think.
Not only did Holly have to ask Dave out on their first date, but they went to a buffet.
Even though Nashville is the country music capital, there are more rap radio stations.
For his last meal before he was executed, Jeffrey asked for clay pancakes with iron chips and fried cat heads wrapped in horse bacon
by bullzion January 1, 2009
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A contradaction is a redaction which ultimately causes or requires a contradiction of previously established facts in one or more of its source materials.
All types of redactions, save for simple merged / combinative redactions, are contradictions because they all ultimately cause or require a contradiction to the previously established facts of one or more of the original source materials.
A contradaction is a redaction which ultimately causes or requires a contradiction of previously established facts in one or more of its source materials.
All types of redactions, save for simple merged / combinative redactions, are contradictions because they all ultimately cause or require a contradiction to the previously established facts of one or more of the original source materials.
The Gospel Story, as understood and relayed by most Christians, is an effectual contradaction of the Four Gospel accounts; as it is an effectual supersessive redaction which favors the Fourth Gospel over the Synoptics, retroterpreting the Synoptics to match the Gospel of John.
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2. A blatant lie
3. Used to describe almost anything Hillary Clinton has said in her attempt to grub power.
2. A blatant lie
3. Used to describe almost anything Hillary Clinton has said in her attempt to grub power.
An example of a clintradiction is when Bush said "they have weapons of mass destruction", but didn't find any or have any reason to believe there were any.
Bill: i'm a strict vegetarian, but i regularly eat bacon.
Bobby: That statement is a clintradiction and accurately reflects Hillary Clintons views on literally any given issue.
(insert quote by Hillary here)
Bill: i'm a strict vegetarian, but i regularly eat bacon.
Bobby: That statement is a clintradiction and accurately reflects Hillary Clintons views on literally any given issue.
(insert quote by Hillary here)
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Was the last time we played a show in Cinnci'"
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