The act of a middle-aged Colombian female vigorously shaking her floppy, lumpy ass in a person's face, then excreting unnecessarily large amounts of diarrhea into the mouth of her companion through a funnel.
by Dawnkee Bawlz January 30, 2011
a means by which a human male with a significant resovoir of cocaine most likely a colombian might murder his female
counterpart. while engaging in sexual intercourse the male removes his penis from the woman and dips it in his purest colombian cocaine. he then administers the deadly stimulent through re-entry. the cocaine stuck to his penis easily absorbs through the bloodstream. unless the mans member is infentesimally lacking in girth the surface area of the penis is enough for enough cocaine to stick that overdose will be eminant. the man to pioneer the sneaky colombian technique was a man by the surname of Ibanez (his first name shall remain anonymous) while having sex with a partner who had cheated on him.
counterpart. while engaging in sexual intercourse the male removes his penis from the woman and dips it in his purest colombian cocaine. he then administers the deadly stimulent through re-entry. the cocaine stuck to his penis easily absorbs through the bloodstream. unless the mans member is infentesimally lacking in girth the surface area of the penis is enough for enough cocaine to stick that overdose will be eminant. the man to pioneer the sneaky colombian technique was a man by the surname of Ibanez (his first name shall remain anonymous) while having sex with a partner who had cheated on him.
yo i gotta lay low i just gave that bitch the sneaky colombian
wow i cant believe i wasted so much colombian marching powder on killing that bitch. i gave her the sneaky colombian.
that last sneaky colombian i gave made my urethera burn i got some coke all up in it.
wow i cant believe i wasted so much colombian marching powder on killing that bitch. i gave her the sneaky colombian.
that last sneaky colombian i gave made my urethera burn i got some coke all up in it.
by dan, destroyer of worlds October 22, 2006
Jack: "Wow Luke you seem very energetic and focused this morning!"
Luke: "Yeah I had a Colombian Breakfast, I'm feeling fucking fantastic! FUCK FRUIT AND FIBRE."
Luke: "Yeah I had a Colombian Breakfast, I'm feeling fucking fantastic! FUCK FRUIT AND FIBRE."
by broadsword March 06, 2014
The way a car smells and feels after someone has smoked a considerable amount of marijuana inside of it, of course, with the windows rolled up.
Sam: Its so hot and smokey in your car man!
John: Yeah its like a Colombian Sauna.
Sam: Thats my favorite kind of sauna. ;)
John: Yeah its like a Colombian Sauna.
Sam: Thats my favorite kind of sauna. ;)
by SassySam July 13, 2012
by Yamma-San March 25, 2003
by Nasty Manager September 12, 2018
John: "I don't know how to sneak this bag of coke in"
Jane: "Don't worry - I'll bring it with me in my Colombian purse."
Jane: "Don't worry - I'll bring it with me in my Colombian purse."
by Barbara Millicent Roberts June 07, 2018