Coconut

A burnett who has often blonde moments

Girl 1: did she just ask what tuna is?
Girl 2: Yeah she is such a blonde, but wait she has brown hair
Girl 1: yeah shes a coconut
Girl 2: oh yeah haha

by Coconutcassie August 24, 2008

Coconut

A derogatory term used in Australasia for people from the Polynesian islands. Particularly Tonga and Samoa.

Hes a coconut, hes from Tonga

by shooter_78 January 21, 2011

Coconut

An action of using your palm to hit someone's head.

That guy looks like a bird, let's go and coconut him.

by Maslin September 2, 2003

coconut

The act of hitting someone ontop of their head, then saying Coconut out loud. Must be done when the is not expecting it or is just being an asshole

Jimmy just gave tommy a damn good coconut for spitting in his milk

by Konrad April 10, 2005

Coconut

Another name for boobs...

Alex has a nice set of coconuts...
yeah they are bigger than Jenna's Twins...
i wish i had a pair

by Liquidice420 January 2, 2008

coconut

another word used in place of bong, or bowl. Something you smoke weed out of.

Put the lime weed in the coconut & smoke it all up

by Brittxxxxxxxxxx December 16, 2008

coconut

An idiot.

A 'coconut' is actually a nut with hard brownish and fuzzy outer casing with a thin layer of edible sweet flesh and often filled with sweet juices.

COCONUT = HOLLOW-ON-THE-INSIDE = AN IDIOT

He is such a coconut.

by Gamine November 22, 2006